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The bee bit my bottom. Now my bottom’s woke

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Is Apis daemonica related to the Babylonian bee?

Think you'll enjoy this one @johnb78.bsky.social

Satire

I heard they’re glonzosate-resistant

Prophet Nicolas of the Cage clan warned us all

Why hasn't ubiquitous ESPN personality Spat Norton weighed in on the bee yet

How is the tick bit that makes you violently allergic to meat completely real, and yet this is *skims first few paragraphs* also completely real?

I guess that itself is a metaphor for Graham Linehan or something

I had a long streak of getting stung every time I went to the zoo when I was a kid. If there had been more frequent trash pickups at the Cape May Zoo picnic areas in the 1990s I'd probably be a different person today

Yeah I was 1/3 skimming and when I got to that I thought, "HEY! I'm getting bambeezled here!"

I knew it was parady before then, but not the specific metaphor. Took until like three paragraphs before the end before I realized it was specifically about sports.

I got tipped by a link, and realized what the specific metaphor was at "miley deficits"

I was into it until I got to Miley Deficits though prior to that I thought “Geez it must suck to have a name like Bradley Vapors” 😂

realized what

"Did you know that this is also how arguing on X works?"

Reading this made me feel like I was high, in a good way

They do indeed

Be my guest!

Miley Deficits made me 😂

It was in Afghanistan in MGSV

It's all true, I am that bee

You might have asked Sidd Finch about the bees. He’s personally familiar with unusual phenomena.

For me it was the 5th place finish

Thank you for introducing me to Bradley Vapors and his understanding how metaphors work

Comparing bees to arguing on X…I C what U did there…

Also, Elon if you're listening, I can help you find 30,000 loot items in Diablo that you're missing. I will take half of your current coach's salary, plus expenses. I'll also throw in coaching for Diablo II, along with expansion packs.

Heh, Miley Deficits.

It would be a tragedy if they were weaponized by Antifa against oligarchs like Elongated Muskrat and the Republican Party... 😱

This is spectacular.

I think we just found the crash site

I absolutely fell for this, despite the fact that the name Kraisin Blaze should have been a dead giveaway. Kudos, sir.

All of the names are very good

Crap, first we were trying to save bees, now we have to kill them. Feels like the egg/coffee/butter quandary again.