Jared Brewer

i'd love to know what was going on at the biden department of justice for four years

"You don't turn the Titanic around overnight" has been really bugging me because a) yes you can and b) you definitely should, that was the main problem

I am here for creative trash talk. Sound on for the court-side Nuggets fan (presumably a kid) calling Dejounte Murray Temu Murray 😂😂😂 #NBASky #SkyHoops

(the quote sounded so much like Clickhole that I fact-checked this, and he really did say it)

elon needs to spend the rest of his life in a prison cell

Lights are reflected off a bulletproof screen as President Trump speaks during a campaign rally in Greenville, North Carolina. More photos of the week: reut.rs/4yGkBNh 📷 Evan Vucci

call her remote code execution the way a single text from her has me doing things i shouldnt

Look this is Dan Quinn's wall clock, what do you want

terrible move. history tells us the correct play is to abandon the city and defeat your adversaries at sea

Dan it is factually inaccurate to say Darlene Graham is an awful candidate. It’s Darline.

The Cowboys traded Micah Parsons in August of 2025. In the 22 games they've played since, their defense ranks: 32nd in EPA per drive 32nd in success rate 32nd in explosive play rate allowed 31st in rushing success rate

"YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK"

Tracks.

An important Bijan Robinson fact is that I asked him at his draft what show he was binge watching and he said THE MARVELOUS MS MAISEL. I think of this often.

this for RFK Jr. is mission accomplished

Called my younger child a drama llama (first time she’d ever heard the phrase) and she said “no YOU’RE the drama llama” (obviously because I’m an amazing parent who has taught her the subtle art of the devastating comeback) my reply: “no, I’m the facts giraffe” She looked at me in horror

"In the states examined in this analysis, a drop of approximately 20% in inflation-adjusted rents—as happened in Austin, Texas, and Minneapolis after those cities made reforms—could reduce poverty by 18% to 26% and child poverty by 21% to 38%." www.pew.org/en/research-...

I will never get over the absurd arguments people made regarding aesthetics and neighbourhoods to oppose the REM de l’Est. And how cancelling it did not bring about some hypothetical better project. The east end is languishing in long commutes and uncertainty more than four years later.

So-called “inclusionary zoning,” the practice of requiring home builders to rent new apartments at a loss to low-income tenants, is a tax on new housing that worsens the housing shortage and raises rents overall in exchange for a handful of means-tested units. It’s bad policy!

Man in a Blue Mantle, by John Singer Sargent, 1891, 📸 via @cjzero.bsky.social

I love "Bisexual Visibility Day" because the rest of the year I have to rely on thermal imaging to fight my many enemies who have bisexuality.

If DOJ can extract $8.5m from Langone under bogus False Claims Act assertions relating to gender affirming care then I expect the next Dem admin to extract nothing less than $850 billion from GOP slush fund vendors like Palantir and SpaceX.

Absolutely lost my shit at this co-op mode for Hearts of Iron, which you play as the Army, Navy, Emperor, and Government. All have their own win conditions aside the Government, which lost the game automatically in 1925. docs.google.com/document/d/1...

(half paying attention to various separate discourses but still wanting to participate): I don't think the Qing empire was a sex cult

The only reasonable thing here is to never allow another TPUSA speaker on campus. Liability is too high

Bottom line: We need better messaging, but we can't message our way out of this. We need a political system that incentivizes elites to support the democratic process and penalizes those who seek to undermine it.

This is seismic news for fisheries scientists. Northern cod is *the* iconic symbol of total fisheries collapse due to overfishing (and other factors) *and* the iconic symbol of a complete failure to recover for decades afterwards. This is like announcing the complete recovery of bison on land.

there are many serious reasons to follow scientists on here but also for “it glows in the dark, like all lantern sharks”

sry i fridgemogged u or w/e i fw them tho frfr plummaxxing

Sorry it just occurred to me that there may be people who haven’t seen clip from the Quibi show where Rachel Brosnahan plays a woman dying because of her golden prosthetic arm and I needed to fix that

so according to the CDC, *foodborne illness* is responsible for about 930 deaths a year. "food-induced illness" is a made up term RFK is using for basically every cause of mortality minus suicide.

my girls have decided to construct a universe where Jolene is the villain of *every* Dolly song. Jolene stole Dolly's real job, so she had to work some regular ol; 9 to 5 Islands in the stream? Probably where Jolene buried Dolly's man. Here You Come Again? JOLENE RETURNS. FOR BLOOD. etc

Some former colleagues of mine did this, and then discovered they had forgotten to enquire about the seal's holiday plans.

NEWS — Former Anchorage Mayor Dan A. Sullivan has endorsed Alaska Sen. Dan S. Sullivan for re-election this fall over teacher Dan J. Sullivan and former Rep. Mary Peltola, according to a post on his Facebook page.

it sounds like deranged hyperbole when i say "ai safety" is, primarily, a sex cult based in berkeley california. it is also literally true

The legend Robin Lopez

We should call Americans who are really into French culture ouiaboos.

Read this post by @brianbeutler.bsky.social that I inspired. With a nod also to Homer and Christopher Nolan www.offmessage.net/p/odyssey-in...

the ideal academic life is being an eccentric Victorian lord. Invent a stamp licking machine at 22. Get elected to the Royal Academy for counting the beetles on your estate. Die in an arsenic explosion. The perfect life.