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He got the change he was calling for! He should have gotten that security clearance but it looks like he knew he'd fail it.

Extra fun when you re-arrange the letters of his name: O RIPE EVIL

Fanjoy from his retirement was untimely ripp’d.

Nailed it sir🫡

My favourite Shakespeare play of all time.

Bruce Fanjoy was from his mother's womb untimely ripp'd

It is a beautiful thing !

Are we absultely sure he didn't just tank his seat so he could get an early pension?

His name is also a pain in the butt to spell. I won't miss him for that reason alone.

Ummm, he’s (so far) not resigning as Conservative leader. They won more seats than I would have expected. A clear Liberal majority may still happen but it’s an outside chance.

We have a winner for best election summary 🏆

For many of us who have voted conservative in past elections; Poilievre was a bridge too far. Any political leader that stokes fear and anger then calls Canada broken doesn’t deserve the big job.

and we live next to them. Horrors!

Too bad it didnt happen in our country too. Anger and hate won over joy😥

It really stings when that hubris bites you in the ass.

The russians were the witches. Stirring things up by giving people (wrong) ideas...

It is! Including a cunning and ambitious Lady Macbeth. Bye-bye, Ana.

It’s fantastic! He don’t have a seat 😂😂😂

“Out, out, damned shit!”

I guess the guy with joy in his name has more fans 🤪

When your own constituents in your supposedly safe seat throw you out you know you fucked up royally.

Now if only a dragon could come along....

Even though he says he is not resigning, that he will fight to get another election ( good luck with that...lol) ...I still did this when they announced his defeat

Struth

Please I need to see Fanjoy interviewing with an apple

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Poilievre should never get elected again. He has spent twenty years in Parliament and the only thing he has accomplished is a very larger pension.

C’mon! Can we at least start announcing his name like every Albertan that voted for him last night: Polly-ver!

2026 Midterms is America’s turn to take back America from the KKKhristian Nationalists. 2028 RepubliKKKlans will be buried.

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Really hoping the same thing happens to Dutton in the Australian election. His Trump-like rhetoric and policies shouldn't be anywhere near the top job.

poi-LIE-vre vs fan-JOY

It is fucking hillarious

Yes. Some, particularly Alberta, are oil and gas country.

Hamlet’s “Hoist on his own petard” flies to my mind as I read your post.

common with MacBeth, except ambition, which hath laid him low.

Forsooth, a tale told about an idiot! Turn thine deaf ear to his fading sound and fury.

Fanjoy over Fanboy.

It’s positively delicious news! I bet he was so happy with Trump’s endorsement, only to lose it all. Que lastima!

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This has been my thinking as well:)

When I learned the ballot was alphabetical, I laughed. PP must’ve been near the last page somewhere?

U forgot his Lady Macbeth prodding him along

He is not for all markets and his sin's not accidental, but a trade. To make off with and mash together some of the Bard's best insults.

#NoSeatPete

That's what I was thinking last night.

It’s delicious!

😂🤣😂🤣😂

The cartoon even got the x-eyes right. Freaky.

Well thanks to Trudeau you likely get to stay since you don’t have job lol. Effin liberals 😂😉😉😉

Something was rotten in AB, then moved to Carleton, now he's deciding whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, to grunt and sweat under a weary life, and enjoy a pension or jump savagely into the electoral fray and create strife, w/o security clearance.🤣

Love it 🥳🥳🥳🥳

It was all us witches tuning our biological clocks

Perfect analogy.

PP is Harper he will never take a defeat but continue to destroy the peace from shadows.

I was kidding around about PP losing his seat, last week on Bluesky. Now, this is where we are. Amazing. Okay PP, at your next, remember the phrase, "Do you want fries with that?". Oh, and remember to flash that fake smile.

Excellent news

I live in his riding and I definitely saw trees moving last night.

Naw, Daddy Harper has a seat ready for him in the IDU.

I wish he’d take my reelected useless MP, Corey Tochor’s seat so I can heckle him to his face.

…full of sound and fury. Full of something.

I guess 7 terms required some change according to his riding. Not sure the redistributing in the riding worked well for him.

Touché

Best outcome!!

Shit it’s past the ides of march. Et tu Brutus

Is Carney’s middle name Joy?

Bruce will actually work for the people of Carlton. Win-Win.

I find it reassuring how life keeps on taking the piss out of cynical media enjoyers, that use the term "unrealistic" as a critique.

I ❤️ that we were all able to witness this less violent version of Macbeth in live theatre 🎭 (polyester’s wife as Lady Macbeth!) 😱 🤩

What a loser.

Good good good 👍

The MP doth protests to much, methinks!

I think yhe 40% conservative endorsement suggests a concerning and sizable MAGA friendly population. We need to reign that in.

And I like how Carney reminded him of that fact in the debates…

Yep! Trudeau knew what he was doing. Good job, Trudeau, and congratulations to Mark Carney! Oh, and it sucks to be you, Poilievre 🤣🤣

He’ll likely look for a safe riding in Alberta. That’s exactly what Stephen Harper did to Ezra Levant.

It’s fucking 2025. Literally 276 people know Macbeth. Maybe, and I mean MAYBE, 277.

Axe the Dagger

Thank You!!

Kaaput

Is it safe referencing the Scottish play that way?

This is soooo good! 😂

Taming of the Shrew as Act II

As usual

Yah I don’t get that either

Oh, thank heavens!

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Now, let's hope the pressure from more progressive conservatives ...are there any left...call for a leadership review.

Considering the lead the Conservatives had, I can't imagine them giving him a pass. The question then becomes, does the CPC continue to go down the right-wing/MAGA rabbit hole or do they try and pull back to a more PC stance? I don't think they have a choice if they want to win.

He can, but he can't sit in the House during question period. His party will likely ask for a leadership review.

I know the Liberals were far behind, and this was a stunning recovery, but the Conservatives have far too many seats for my liking. Political interference and misinformation will continue unabated. So, we must continue to “Stand on guard!”

Delicious irony, too.

That should have happened here.

It’s amazing how much we know about the Canadian politics since Trump try to buy them!!

Joe Lonsdale, Stephen Harper ( Peter Thiel/ felon squatter) compilation… correction as to Iago in MacBeth

"Out, damned spot! out, I say!--One: two: why, then, 'tis time to do't.--Hell is murky!--Fie, my lord, fie! a soldier, and afeard? What need we fear who knows it, when none can call our power to account ? " Bruse knew it, Bruse called it out !! 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦

The cartman "screw you guys I'm going home" wexit shit the con ghouls are attempting to wield is just pure deliciousness. While I don't look forward to the country bumpkin de-programming attempts from the anti-woke, timbit trump like cult, it's nice to do it on my own terms.