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Ooooo, gonna trade my cow

“But trust me, AI and Machine Learning are the centerpiece of Magic Bean’s technology”

We just added two water pipelines without telling the utility, or getting approval. So, no worries...

Boy, it’s a good thing this is fiction and that no one would ever try this in real life!

a lot of people are talking shit about Magic Beans and those people are going to be left in the dust when Magic Beans does uhhh whatever it's supposed to do, TBD, we'll fill in that bit later we promise

Everybody else shut the hell up! Where can I invest!?

Look at those beautiful threads, Emperor NASDAQ NYSE.

Do you need a source of Profaned Human Blood? Only the best Magic Beans got it desecrated right for the marinade. I can do it cheap.

Also we are going to roll everyone's 401k's into this - to infinity, and beyond

This was the marketing plan of Juicero

assuming that our production cost drops massively at an undetermined future date for basically no reason, we predict smooth sailing

Pretty soon this shits gonna cost a whole cow smh...

Beans, beans, you don’t need your brain: The more you invest, the more you gain.

Are you having Magic Beans join the Nasdaq 100 in 15 days? Cause it sounds like you should be in my index fund.☺️

which NBA arena will magic beans secure the naming rights for?

Fee Fie Fo Fapitalist I smell the blood of a Venture Capitalist

Why do your beans have a "Terrible True Cost"? Do they have baby souls in them or something?

I live through the dotcom crash. I remember Black Mobday. I know there were hundreds of car companies on the NYSE before the crash of 1929. Ive read about tulip speculation. Same same

Don't worry guys, there are institutions in place specifically responsible for making sure that beans of this quality cannot be taken public and . . . Oh, oh no, ohhhh no, no, no, no.

Overheard

The beans will tell us how to make a profit! Just let them cook!