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More proof the stock market isn’t real.

lol K

IMPEACH TRUMP NOW! #MarketManipulation #PumpAndDump

He’s manipulating the market again.

President Trump grabs stockbroker's nose and hold it between two of his fingers.

Anybody check trading activity last night and this AM?

hope so but this sounds like market manipulation again

He said that last week, and before that, and before that ... why is anyone still believing this bozo?

All Fucking Lies

Suckers. Every single one of them.

Even though everyone knows he's lying?

How about now

Exactly. No one really believes, it’s just a quick trade.

older brother has your nose after grasping at your face and he won't give it back. it's now wiggling between his index and middle finger: live updates

it’s baffling. The vast majority of what he says is straight out lies, pure fantasies or completely irrelevant to anything other than his own ego.

This just proves that the stock market is a farce.

Every morning some version of this is posted. Every morning it’s a lie

We got the “Fell For It Again” ribbons ready?

Does your staff get bonuses if the stock market goes up, margins increase, and taxes go down?

And when the Trump crime family have cashed out and taken profits on Friday, the land invasion will start and the markets will slump. This is the first ever war run to make insider trading easy.

Everything is so stupid

lol. Lmao even

yayyyyy! The Dow is back to 50,000 again. what? oh. we’re “back up 45,300” ? My bad.

Wonder who makes the money this time

You are genuinely stupid for framing it like this. He’s manipulating the market. It’s illegal. Your illiterate nazi loving asses keep giving him a pass while he raped kids.

The moment when, and not a moment too soon, they are unable to lay down the tracks in front of the train because they simply can’t pretend anymore.

Every single person on Earth knows he's gaming the markets except for the 'responsible' legacy media.

If you can't say WHY hes doing it just shut the f,**k up, adults are looking for analysis elsewhere. Tired hacks.

Another global pump and dump and the corporate shitbox media plays along and claims its just 'reporting facts.'

Absolute plaything of a maniac.

Anyone who thinks TACO Tuesday is coming, it ain't happening. The US is currently at war with Iran and we are going balls deep with boots on the ground. Trump thinks he "can grab them by..." but he's about to get bitch slapped because Iran is at war as well and they get a say. Arlington shovel ready

Fucking criminal idiocy

Ooofff!

Suckers!

Apparently, all that's needed are "concepts of a negotiation" to goose the market. Why do investors keep falling for this b.s?

Wishing and hoping is not a plan, Wall Street.....

Trump’s pump-and-dump scheme starts the week, again.

It's another Monday, so in the high school cafeteria of the markets Trump cheerleaders go risk on so Trump insiders can take their lunch money.

Chumps buy on the pump.

Talk about Trump Derangement Syndrome!

y'all know it is the same bs like last week

every Monday the President tells the world he's going to calm things down and the market rewards him then over the course of the week he undermines that message and the market drops then on Monday he assures the market he'll be good this week and it happens every week hell of a system we got here

Media is so gullible. Market manipulation yet again.

So much for the image of stock brokers being smart.

There a no talks, you dumb gullible fucks!

How long will we allow this blatant market manipulation go on?

And talks will cease after market close on Friday, just to magically reopen before the opening bell Monday morning. He must be some kind of miracle worker to conduct such intricate international affairs on timelines like those! /s

Why do they keep falling for the wallet inspector?

When you use "serious" to describe the handling of a US President of a war that he illegally started to distract from being a child rapist who is destroying America's economy, social fabric, and its standing in the world, well... That's serious.

It's been open for 20 minutes.

Did someone make a big purchase right before the announcement?

Just FYI, here is "the market". It's not you and me, Jack. It's rich sociopaths who treat the working class like we are garbage and an inconvenience. The French had it right in the 1780s.

Seems like this is just a big fat lie that Trump keeps telling everybody so the markets won’t crash

Vibe market strikes again

Are investors goldfish?

Lol

Ebrahim Zolfagharihas, spokesperson for Iran's military command says to “the self-proclaimed global superpower": “Do not call your defeat an agreement".

#bullsh1t

“…after trump says…”

Who bought Calls?

If Fox News watching MAGA-pilled douchebags didn’t comprise most of the US financial sector, the market would be below 40K

Suckers.

Dow sounds easily misled by bullshit. There is gold in my stream, Dow, and for a fee, you may pan there

He's manipulating the stock market again! Wait until the US troops are on the ground in Iran; just wait.

everyone knows that fundamentals and truth provide the underlying value in stocks and the stock market - what the 2026 post truth era presupposes is that it does not matter if anything is true or not.

It's funny how it keeps working

Is this the same "serious" talks in a tweet where he also threatened to destroy every last modern utility in Iran too?

Games

After telling many donors & CPAC friends, no doubt?

404: Brain Not Found

Oil markets have barely moved this time, no one believes the lying oaf anymore.

Of course it rises...

Nothing ‘serious’ about it. Just a game he plays with the stock market. I want OFF the seesaw…

The stock market is not real or serious

They fell for it again? Greed really makes you pretty damn gullible doesn’t it?

PURE MARKET MANIPULATION...CALLED ILLEGAL AND A CRIME...

My god he said it in an unhinged word salad, nothing means anything if you just pull out the BS you want to hear

I take solace in the fact he’s such an abysmal failure at everything, he’ll find a way to lose it all before he shuffles off (the presidency, the mortal plain, into prison?)

How much money did Trump's family make on the regular Monday market lie this week?

Making trades based on Trump statements which are explicitly aimed at manipulating the markets and/or stemming the economic blood loss is just about the kind of idiocy I'd expect from the Wall Street wizards who have repeatedly crashed the economy & funded Trump.

Suckers

And someone just won 1.5B on a trade…..

tRump is lying There are no such "serious discussions" Iran is open to mediation only under strict conditions, including a complete halt to attacks, binding security guarantees, and compensation for damages. Any deal will happen only on Iran’s terms and timeline www.youtube.com/watch?v=UiAR...

We can't keep doing this

At this point Wall Street is either criminally gullible or criminally complicit in Trump's market manipulation.

You can't have talks with only one side. That's not how diplomacy works.. Has anyone thought to explain that to the Dementia President? You also can't have diplomacy by Tweet. Also not how it works. We're doomed. Gas will be $9 a gallon by the end of the year.

Craven, greedy fools.

lol ok

trumps a pinball wizard apparently, the way Wall St. is all over the board every time art of the dealer opens his mouth. What a way to live.

I am tired of CNBC and Bloomberg and these other fascist media tDump enablers cheering on these manipulations They are actually looting your money from the stock market getting you to buy doing the old pump and dump and using your pumping up the value by buying into it and dumping it for profit.

Hey, I just found the real suckers and losers!

Oh look, more opportunities fir rich guys to play the rest of us and make money off uncertainty

MSNOW is reporting peckerhead is in talks and that a ceasefire could happen soon. If stocks go up tomorrow morning along with oil prices going down I predict somebody's going to make some money. 🤬 I posted this last night!

When this is all over, I am going to make sure every one of you at CNBC are given the guillotine. You literally make money based off the lies of a pedophile

or, more scary thought... maybe they are PERFECTLY prepared to "cover" it.😬

MAGICAL THINKING.

No ppl dont believe this. The same complicit ones destroying our country for power & money at any cost believe in all of this. The worst of worst unfit ppl collective of corruption consolidation of power billionaires & the grifters. Stock market manipulation crews inside&outside are all in on this

Trump could be promising the discovery of the Fountain of Youth for all they care. They just need to put their money in before everyone else does.

Why would anyone believe a word of it?

American muppets still believing in functioning US institutions and diplomatic omnipotence. There's a trade there...

bsky.app/profile/poli...

He’s also talking to former presidents, just not the alive ones

Are the people driving this just in on the con at this point?

Translation: "Dow rises 400 points after Trump tells more lies about his war."

Where's Trump's evidence? He doesn't get to talk without bringing evidence - because he lies all the damn time.

Talks with who?

Again? 😂😂

He's just manipulating the market by lying.

Rising 400 points after dropping 5000. Woo hoo.

That the stock market rose solely on what Trump said shows how stupid people are. No one should be buying into anything Trump says. He’s lied over and over and if are believing in what he’s saying you’re a sucker.

7 hours later, it’s back down to its previous baseline. How is this worth a headline?

The morons of Wall Street strike again.