Rebecca Schoenkopf

Rebecca Schoenkopf

@wonkette.bsky.social

I'm Rebecca, from Wonkette: 2004-still exists.

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Rebecca Schoenkopf
@wonkette.bsky.social

Anybody who has Britbox, The Change is good. It's like Northern Exposure and Twin Peaks but in Wales (?) and nobody's a murderer and the whole show is just 50-year-old women trying to remember the nouns for things.

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Dominic Gwinn
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Wonkette is raking up some amazing corrections this year. bsky.app/profile/domi...

Dominic Gwinn@dominicgwinn.com

UPDATE: @wonkette.bsky.social has added an editor's note to my feature after one of the actual Nazis reached out in the comments to specify his bigotry.

Rebecca Schoenkopf
@wonkette.bsky.social

so Ric Grenell leaked this to the NYT right?

Don Moynihan@donmoyn.bsky.social

My brain cannot process this level of corruption. She was being paid $50 million to engineer a pardon from Trump *while working at the Justice Department* as a "Special Government Employee." And it worked. He got the pardon, and she got the money. www.nytimes.com/2026/10/20/u...

nytimes.comA Billionaire Wanted a Trump Pardon. His Family Gave Alina Habba a $50 Million Deal. (Gift Article)Julio Herrera Velutini, a prominent Venezuelan, was seeking clemency. He got it not long after his daughter gave Ms. Habba, a lawyer close to President Trump, an extraordinarily lucrative job.

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more mr. spice guy
@juniorhoncho.bsky.social

alright i appreciate the effort but the call is definitely not coming from inside my house. that just doesn't really make sense. the guy had a second line put in? i don't think they let you do that to other people's houses without telling them. seems more likely you're not that good at tracing calls

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Andrew Lawrence
@ndrew.bsky.social

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two years ago they were sending bomb threats to childrens hospitals and faced zero consequences

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Andrew Lawrence
@ndrew.bsky.social

some deranged lunatic is going to storm an elementary school with an ar15 looking for the schools surgical center and the media is going to pretend we have no idea where they got that idea from

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Trump: "They want to cut your children. It's unbelievable what they do. Your son leaves as Jimmy and comes home in three days as Janet, and they don't even ask you. They can take your child out of school and do whatever the hell they want. Minnesota is one of those states."

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David Bailey
@drgdave.bsky.social

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Did they check to see whether the Iowa Hawkeyes women's basketball team was playing that day?

Rebecca Schoenkopf
@wonkette.bsky.social

lollllll Scott Bessent :)

David Gura@davidgura.bsky.social

A letter from Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent to Sen. Elizabeth Warren, who is the ranking Democrat on the Senate Banking Committee, and a member of the Senate Finance Committee:

Rebecca Schoenkopf
@wonkette.bsky.social

oh to be clear, I'm not lolling at his hilarious joke about how she's Native American, I'm lolling at the first sentence, after which I stopped reading except for the handwritten postscript.

Rebecca Schoenkopf
@wonkette.bsky.social

I was seated next to John Conyers at a music industry gala thingie and I go "remember when your shrapnel set off the airport security?" and he looked at me and goes "THAT WAS DINGELL" and didn't talk to me the rest of the night it was awesome :)

Rebecca Schoenkopf@wonkette.bsky.social

John Dingell introduced a single payer act every term for like 60 years.

Rebecca Schoenkopf
@wonkette.bsky.social

I took my mom out to lunch today, to a restaurant I'd really been wanting to take her to for a few years now, it's so Topanga Canyon-y. It was nice. She liked it. Within half an hour of leaving the house, she didn't remember that she lives with me and has for four years. Totally new information.

Rebecca Schoenkopf
@wonkette.bsky.social

"The girls blah blah blah." "Oh, where are they living now?" They live with us, Mom. We all live together, you and me and Shy and Jimmy and the girls. "We DO?" We do! For four years now. "We HAVE?" We have! It was nice.

Rebecca Schoenkopf
@wonkette.bsky.social

Also please enjoy the moment when Katie Britt's soul leaves her body, like the scarf lady's did that time he wanted us to shoot up bleach :)

Rebecca Schoenkopf@wonkette.bsky.social

My god, they thought they were going to make a whole DAY out of this gotcha, Benny Johnson and Hannity had tweets ready to go and forgot to abort them www.wonkette.com/p/new-stupid...

wonkette.comNew Stupidest Republican Senator Just Dropped, Y’all. Meet Eric Schmitt.Tommy Tuberville, relinquish your crown!

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Aaron Rupar
@atrupar.com

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Klobuchar has Schmitt dead to rights: "The game in fact was in Maryland. For a senator to have false information & imply, based on confusion about name of a team, that you were in another city & somehow involved that day in what was happening in Georgia & call you a 'dirtbag' deserves an apology"

Rebecca Schoenkopf
@wonkette.bsky.social

this is ... well, good for Klobs!

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

holy shit -- turns out Jack Smith went to a Hawkeyes game in Maryland but Schmitt's team is so reckless they concocted a conspiracy theory that Smith was actually in Atlanta seeing a Hawks game and colluding with Fani Willis. Klobuchar points out to Schmitt, "you have your teams wrong."

Rebecca Schoenkopf
@wonkette.bsky.social

I give Melania one (1) credit. so that's the one she'll get from me this lifetime, congrats!

The Washington Post@washingtonpost.com

At the state dinner at the White House, Chinese President Xi Jinping’s wife Peng Liyuan wore a floor-skimming shift gown with a regal Mandarin collar. In something rarely if ever seen on a first lady at a state dinner, Melania Trump wore pants.

washingtonpost.comColumn | First ladies Melania Trump and Peng Liyuan dress for different roles at state dinnerMelania Trump and Peng Liyuan are a picture of modernity and tradition at the U.S.-China state dinner.