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You’ve got it figured out!

Not so many woodland creatures here, but a lot of crows. They're pretty good, but you really have to read the fine print with them or you're paying peanuts and shiny trinkets for years.

They are expert negotiators

Woodland creatures like doughnuts!

It doesn’t work if the woodland creatures ARE your enemies. My spouse won’t even let me put a bear trap around my tulips.

Works for partners AND BFFs.

Wait, you're telling me there's a *system* for this? I've been winging the woodland creature recruitment process and honestly the squirrels keep asking for better healthcare benefits.

Used to be you could get away with just one or two types of woodland creature. not in 2026, folks

Sounds like you're married to a very specific person

Or that you weren't actually listening to the answer.

Ray has impeccable hearing.