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Headphones? HEADPHONES???

“Pliers stuck too” is a helluva kicker.

Try harder!

Thank you for the orifice.

Doing the lord’s work this holiday season

💀

It's the word "we" that places me on the defensive.

It took the doctors 3 hours just to wipe the smile off his face.

I want to know which of these were retrieved and which required surgery.

Drew with the spoiler

And a partridge in a pear tree!

I'm not going there.

An annual reminder that the slang term "based" is actually a portmanteau of "flared base"

We?

Cc @eljaviparla.bsky.social

better the rectum than the urethra

I'm concerned about the guy with the light bulb. Where the fuck he found an incandescent light bulb in 2025? Those things belong in a museum, not inside somebody's ass.

You don't hear about all the people who slipped and didn't land on the shampoo

Corncob style pipe? Frosty got busy.

Feels like an oversight to not include this www.reddit.com/r/oregon/s/d...

Stuck = needed an X-ray

Defecator

I stopped at ALLEN WRENCH and will not be finishing the article

no horror movie can top the fear i feel seeing the word "Penis" followed by a list of very specific objects

Wow. What an amazing storing device. I never had imagined such broad versatility.

A cherished and hallowed tradition. It isn’t the holiday season without a rectal report.

Does the headline writer speak French?

A tradition unlike any other

I accidentally misread the publication name as “Defacator.”

Some of these mental images are gonna stay with me for a while. Merry Christmas to the Defectors.

Oh, the yearly tradition!

And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, but did have to go to the emergency room to get a crutch removed from his rectum.

"INSERTED TWO DIAMOND RINGS IN HER VAGINA WHILE AT A PARTY IN FEAR THEY WOULD BE STOLEN" - If she'd got lucky at the party it might have led to a scenario of getting fingered and inadvertently engaged at the same time.

The weirdest one I heard of from my aunt who used to work in ER was a guy came in with a Tupperware container stuck in his rectum. He said he didn’t have a place to keep his keys 😱

Just think, probably all registered voters.

That’s when I lost it. My composure, I mean. Not the orca.

From time to time I'm tempted to subscribe This is not one of those times

They really did need to Free Willy.

it feels like last Rectummas was only yesterday

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Nothing says “Christmas Spirit” like this anal, I mean annual, report of … defector.com/what-did-we-...

Respect to the 24 incher in the rectum. That's commitment.

Define ‘stuck’

There really are a lot of big a**holes out there.

The line about the pliers... 💀