Caterpillar ist satt

I am heavily involved in grassroots harm reduction. We do not tell people to throw stuff away if it isn't 100% pure but we do if any of the impurities are dangerous - I think the distinction is lost on these people

when a couple I’m friends with breaks up and one of them tries to make plans with me, I forward it to the other with “would you like to make a counter?”

How it feels right now

I do the "I'm da king of da highway" thing but for driving slowly. The king isn't in a hurry

Bleeding the radiator and filthy water squirts up out of this hole into my face like a clown pranking someone with a flower

no, it's not a burrito taxi. there are three different burrito orders in one vehicle, you see, so actually it's more like a burrito bus. transit needs to work for everyone, including food items.

as heinous as jeffrey epstein's crimes were, i don't think he should have been abused by the president. an eye for an eye makes the whole world blind

Waking up to 40 texts, concerned pings in the group chat, all linking to the same day-old GitHub. Cold sweat at the repo title: You've been decompiled. Some vibe-coder reverse-engineered your ass, dude. They've got you running Linux-native on a $300 Chinese Gameboy

your first big assignment

Lula: "We had to overcome foreign interference through digital platforms, which we will have to regulate. A crime in the digital world must be treated the same as a crime in the real world. We cannot have monstrous companies earning millions... not paying taxes... wanting to steer elections."

Right now, we have less borrowing powers than a council and a worse deal that Scotland. Full breakdown in newsletter: willhaywardwales.substack.com/p/are-plaid-...

this image was clearly made with such burning hate and yet over the years these two have become warm friends. they tapped into something real and true. me when i find a cool stick

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Any one of you who still thinks there is a single bit of difference between this place and X is in for a rude, rude awakening

My god.... That's Big Dan Burn's music

Its so funny to me that Elizabeth Holmes says "I would never 'deceive' you" "deceive" only a word someone who loves deceit would use

Nathan Fielder: Do you understand why the joke was funny Elizabeth Holmes: Steamed hams is a funny thing to call a hamburger

the peoples goodnighted will not be bedbug bited

there’s a certain genre of image

This is my favourite. ‘The TV is too big.’

Revisiting Cole Palmer on meal deals

going to reply to this post instead of strangers i want to be rude to

can you imagine a more succinct distillation of the UK right now

a lot of women owe me an apology

Suzuki masterclass, fucking love the energy villa are bringing today

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If anyone's kid has lost their Columbia Statistical Research Group' model of survivorship bias, I found it on the street in Walthamstow yesterday.

And all I can think of is… what if it was me? What if i was the one who won the Ethan Klein Fuck A Fan Contest…?

it’s cool that we’ve just accepted that a study that’s like, “Those surveyed said they have limited their sun exposure as they’ve learned more about UV danger,” will turn into a headline that says, “Sol people versus mole people? Millions shutting themselves inside in so-called ‘sun panic.’”

This is a social media site. I think it would behoove me to steer queer from your any of your doors

First time I've seen anyone mention jerma in like a year. They all went to northernlion I guess

That’s what they called me in high school

This was great, because by exposing fascists to a huge audience and engaging them in debate, we defeated them forever!

Parents, PLEASE check your kids Halloween candy for PHP CVE-2026-109618