wrangler of level 1 goblins

I do not "courtesy like", if I hit like it's because I actually liked that post

NEWS ANCHOR: The shocking attacks are committed by roving gangs of reported "mutants" from "somewhere deep below". Their desire is to rend and eat flesh. The only known way to kill— WOMAN: (clicking off TV) Oh enough of all that. Let's have uninterrupted sex near the window, with my top off!

a "divorcee"? oh you mean a rōnin husband

Brazilian man cries as he describes how Flavio Bolsonaro's acceptance of bribery led to a delay in rolling out vaccines in Brazil. His grandmother and great-aunt he says, died as a result of Bolsonaro paydayreport.com/a-brazilian-...

Abdul El Sayed: Codify Roe. Pass a law that codifies Roe. We should have done it along time ago. This shouldn't be up for debate anymore.

[lying on the floor with an empty box of edibles that's clearly been bitten open] roegadyn v wade

Bluesky has four kinds of users

And now back to my full time job, texting the word "stop" to every living Democrat.

Bluesky has 4 kinds of user

It's baffling to me that some of you are obsessed with strangers on the internet who are saying "this is not good enough" about someone's politics. If you are worried about a candidate's electoral chances and you think that matters, phone bank for them or something.

my most shocking take: if someone is good at making videogames and they want to keep making them, they should get to keep making them

Why would Cornel West, a man who serves on the board of a far right education group with Christopher Rufo, do this?

Journalism is a plague. No more journalists

In the last few weeks i've been bombarded with emails from people who have minor tech support problems. ChatGPT is telling them to email me, writing their emails, and compiling "evidence packets" after convincing them they have stumbled on a major story: www.404media.co/chatgpt-keep...

"What was your biggest impact on the Internet?"

"You don't turn the Titanic around overnight" has been really bugging me because a) yes you can and b) you definitely should, that was the main problem

I've been talked down to by a ton of tech trannies about this and its always by people who don't know anything about 426 ppm. sorry but I know more than you and tokenmaxxing is degenerate in the most literal sense. good on you for figuring out a real world use for bogosort, but I ain't fuckin buying

Okay time to go to bed I think

tapping the sign

waking up from a nap to check my phone and see unambiguously good news for the world… honestly a little beautiful. fuck bolsanaro fuck zuckerberg and musk and everyone who controls the internet and thinks they can just take the whole world away from us for free

Politics hits different when you're an "issue" instead of a citizen

It's really important to pay attention to the fact that Lula beat the fascist candidate not by compromising and trying to meet fascist voters in the middle, but by sticking to his guns, promising prosecutions for election interference, and mobilising his own voters to turn out in greater numbers.

Reports are saying Jair Bolsonaro had already purchased a customized matching hospital bed for his beloved son Flavio to spend election night in alongside him. “It works both ways. Victory or defeat. Either way, I know where I want to be.”

Lula has been reelected president, Brazilian media has now called. An extraordinary comeback for the left-wing politician who trailed by 2 points in round 1 but managed to hold off Flávio Bolsonaro, the former president's son.

this photo was my introduction to Ethan Klein

Just went to a retail GameStop for a piece of my son’s Halloween costume. If you’re young and wondered what the final days of Blockbuster looked like, you can get a taste of the experience right now at your local strip mall

it's kinda fucked all these traumatized women want to be ensouled robots because of all the hurts being alive has got them but the AI evangelists want to not be human for completely narcissistic reasons. they find everything good in life to be boring. they want their souls removed

I've never been to a Cheesecake Factory. I demand both parties buy me fancy mall food there so I can know who to vote for.

Been thinking this morning about a political party which wants to allow or not allow minority members to have lives depending on which state you're in. They're not making that decision based on the number of queers in the state, but the number of bigots. Clear statement the bigots are more important

reminder that actually venerating what john brown did is a bannable offense on this web zone

I've been likening US attitudes toward politics to people wanting Arthur to pull the sword out of the stone for some time now, and have yet to feel terribly wrong.

"Dems have to say anti-trans things to win" Turek edition: Turek made his first batch of anti-trans statements from September 8th to 11th. On 9/8, Turek has polling an average of 46.4% As of today? 46.1% Once again, it looks a lot like anti-trans policy doesn't help.

Been thinking about that recent Ta-Nehisi interview where he discusses 2024 and Harris failing to make a break with Biden re: Gaza, and the concept of thinking about how you want to lose.