Wreckx-N-Effexor

I don't control a critical trade route. Or have any other resources to speak of though.

Seent

i'll tell ya one thing i miss is FREELANCE ASSIGNMENTS. i have never been a good pitch-er but i can pretty much write whatever someone tells me to and i used to have a stable of editors who liked hurling ideas at me and seeing what i came up with. the salad days of $300 assignments from MEL lol

it's wild how often you're watching dateline or whatever and the victim's coworkers say they knew something was wrong when they didn't show up on time for work, which is sooo unlike them. nobody's murdering us chronically late bitches bc they can't fucking find us

See... This is how you write a headline.

(generating certs for my root CA) ok now let's do a silly one

ok he just got me a ring so fuck it im looking for a 2 day pass lmao

So, we now have the following units of measurement: Zacharia: 5 days Scaramucci: 10 days or 2 Zacharias Truss: 29 days or ~3 Scaramuccis. It doesn't convert perfectly because one is an imperial unit and the other is metric.

Respect MPS, best airport beer bar I've ever been in and it's open at 5am.

I thought I was doing a private bit for my lovely wife, but then the safety announcement came on and froze the infotainment screens for, given the circumstances, A REALLY LONG TIME. And multiple cabin crew walked past my aisle seat with the search page frozen on "Selfsuck Grogu - no results"

Enough! Bring me Mr. Bean.

ok i'll admit: joe biden would never

Anyone have an extra for Billy Strings in Everett on 10/10? It's my wife's birthday and it would be great if we could get the whole crew in the door 🥺 Reskeets appreciated too. #bmfs #BillyStrings

Folks, today’s the day

If there’s a moral that you can glean from the life and death of Mr. Hands it’s that that everyone who works at Boeing is that fucked up.

this might be the only way to save the MAC

Nepo baby won fat bear week 🙄

Buddy,

quitting while he was a head

I double-dog dare you @mapquest.com

Huge props to the headline writers at The Guardian www.theguardian.com/world/2026/s...

This is really the sort of thing that the press should be *all* over. I don’t want to jump the gun—maybe there’s lots of coverage in the works—but if there’s not a lot more on this next week people should be asking media outlets some hard questions. www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/dig...

These win percentages seem off. I mean, I know the gmen are bad but it's only 0-7 and this is the NFL.

A personal favorite

Tired: asking if someone is your "real friend" or an "internet friend" Wired: asking if your friendship is real-time or turn-based

The three canonical genders

They're totally doing A Fish Called Wanda with him.

MALALA SAYS GO BIRDS

really good episode of Quorators coming out in 8 hours fyi

And I guess that's why they call it the boobs Time in my hands Could be time spent with two

For an orange man who hates renewables, I gotta say the green support came as a surprise.

Future me watching temporary -productivity-burst me commit to meetings and calls.

Ordering nugs in multiple orders of 10 is the new market inefficiency - Billy Hamburgular

I would have paid extra for announcers with Australian accents.

BREAKING: a whistleblower has just quit company wikiHow, warning that within ten years, advanced wikiHow illustrations may kill us all

311 is the millennial Grateful Dead

Drake “Tua Tagovailoa” Maye

Might be the first person to post the Drew Lock video to Bluesky