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The US nukes that pesky new one-way system in Yeovil town centre.

Someone beat you to this one: bsky.app/profile/expl...

The Chinese may have been able to use the power of capital to subvert Alaska under US leadership, but Russians are far too incompetent to manage a territory of that size effectively (just look at how their Siberian oblasts fare), thus denying it to the Chinese forever!

JNGC have proven themselves a ruthless and resourceful enemy for the Mexican army. If they could be subverted to secure the US' southern border against China's fentanyl, it would free up CBP to focus on terrorizing US cities hardening the US population for the coming Pacific Theatre struggle.

The US refuses to participate in trade talks unless all other parties shave their heads.

Weaponizing the so-called "international rules based system" against the US has been a long-standing objective of China across New York, Vienna, Geneva and Nairobi. The US cannot afford to be tied down by the law, and outmoded notions of what constitutesd crimes against it. USA! USA! USA!

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Is that the Maulvinas you’re referring to?

Irony is so difficult on social media

Why not both? 4D chess.

The US closes Ramstein airbase, ostensibly in response to sustained protest by German civilians

That is already basically US tariff policy, you're going to have come up with a hypothetical.

US helps Ukraine fight Russia.

The US announces a plan to make Taiwan and Thailand switch places

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Allowing us to focus our resources on deterring China, and preventing China’s incursion into the EI markets. Yeah, that would fit in the NSS.

US seizes Diego Garcia from the UK.

Not foreign policy, sorry

An American senator teams up with a cyborg mercenary group to start a war in the Middle East, for the purposes of social darwinism.and turning orphaned youths into VR-trained cyborg soldiers.

Trading an island where even the Bunny is Bad for a vital lynchpin of the Golden Dome? A no brainer for the serious China-hawk.

Trump bombs Tokyo

French would declare war if the US tried to send them their cheese.

Ploy to take advantage of elevated rates of lactose intolerance in China

The Chinese like to believe they think in centuries and plan in decades, plotting every move before others even know there's a board. A move like this will paralyse them with indecision as they struggle to parse the strategic importance of these islands and decode the hidden message in the music.

the US supports king fuad ii's claim to egypt

Demonstrating the range of US ICBMs and denying long suspected Chinese efforts to establish a reconoissance and rare minerals base on the earth's only satellite? It's just common sense, people.

Weaning Americans off their dependence on goods from an "ally" with a history of rapidly surrendering and of leaders who love to score points by being opposition to Washington is just common sense, as is securing a strategic reserve of champions of China's second favourite sport.

The US makes a secret treaty with China that China will lend parts of its security forces to the US to suppress unrest after cancelling the presidential election, and also for China to hold arrested opposition politicians from the US.