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Yelling "stop the boats!" as I charge in to rob this NatWest at gun point so that I can later call the Home Secretary as a character witness and the BBC will spend two weeks telling all my potential future jurors how legitimate my concerns were.

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And in the unlikely event that there is any pushback, you can have a podcast all about how you were cancelled because of some libtard wokey complaining about being shot in a bank.

According to the plod, any demonstration they weren’t notified about (officially) is spontaneous; even if it took weeks to plan. Through the looking glass territory now.

The good news is that you can tell us all about your plans to rob a NatWest bank at gun point (whilst yelling "stop the boats!") on social media, this won't raise any suspicion with the Police, the Home Office, or MI5. None whatsoever, so chances are you won't even have to sit in front any jurors.

Yell "stop the boats" whilst blocking roads: patriot with legitimate concerns Yell "stop the oil" whilst blocking roads: eco criminal Yell "stop the genocide in Gaza" whilst blocking roads or spraying paint: antisemitic terrorist