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I think it's best for the billionaires if they have less fairness and more experience with chaos demons that will impulsively burn down everything they hold dear. Builds character.

Fair to billionaires? How about they pay full amounts to compensate for the negative externalities their fortunes are built upon. That would be fair.

This is where the policing of language has gotten us

I feel no obligation to be fair to any billionaire.

The United States has always waged economic warfare to get what it wants.

Luigi did, but the sample size was too small to draw any solid conclusions. The study needs to be expanded.

My compassion and understanding is for sale, if any billionaires would like to bid on it.

'corporations are people my friend' first of all, how dare you

My spouse said, "You can't just hate that billionaire for no good reason." I replied, "Yes, I can. Watch; I'm doing it right now!"

But what if your hypothetical child, acquaintance or beloved household pet turned out to actually be a sweaty billionaire?

But when curing them, do you do it more like salami or more like pancetta?

“Society is required to treat Smaug the gold-hoarding dragon as wise and industrious” is a hell of a take

They have everything. They don’t need my love. Fuck them. They should all be guillotined and their money redistributed. Nearly every single one of them started with massive advantages that accelerated at every stage of their lives based on that privilege.

As a representative of a species that is still paying for the extermination of every predator in our world, I'm well aware that mosquitos are an important link in the food chain. So unlike billionaires, they don't quite deserve to be driven into extinction. That is all the courtesy I'll extend them.

If you can engineer an organism that can detect individuals with a high net worth, my DMs are open.

I am quite perplexed.

what could we do to billionaires that was "fair" that didn't include taking away almost everything tehy own? after all, most people don't have that... the only "Fair" thing would be to bring them into parity with us, right?

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We've been *more* than fair by letting them accumulate a billion dollars. Then we watched what they did with our generosity, and we've decided to remedy the problem. With fairness.

I’ve invented new and innovative ways to hate billionaires. For example, their views on frogs (and many other amphibians) are LOATHESOME.

If Life Were Required To Be Fair They Wouldn’t Have Multi-Billions Of Dollars. So, they can suck up US not being fair to THEM Or they can give us back the billions of dollars, I’m open to that, too.

billionaires have lawyers for fairness. they are covered.

It's unclear to me what that would entail, because it implies billionaires somehow deserve more than what they've already received