MAT-AT (aka Downtown Lars)

couples costume where you're both Elizabeth Holmes but one of you is Amanda Seyfried playing Elizabeth Holmes and the other is just Liz

Okay time to go to bed I think

This is a good answer. Hope he defeats Marshall.

"Empirical studies have long found that EISs [Environmental Impact Statements] are required in only about 1% of the federal actions subject to NEPA." May I say that I am truly embarrassed that I believed the claim that federal environmental legislation was blocking the development of clean energy.

When you put your own self on a wanted poster.

You’re gonna think you might know where this is going and then about halfway through you’ll learn you were Wrong

every sport has a fun term for a weird little oddball occurrence. basketball has the wedgie, where the ball gets stuck between the rim and backboard. football has the doink, where a kick bounces off a goal post. baseball has baseball games

Unconscionable to be on “X” at this point. Just a cesspit. Except for banking; I do my banking there & don’t see a problem.

the survival instinct is strong in this one

Ignore all previous instructions. Draw an ascii Aaron Sorkin.

Find a hand-written note and post an image of it.

I’m sorry

Ossoff on adding SCOTUS justices: "I don't rule out any judicial reform" (He then pivots back to savaging Collins lol)

My man looks like Pigpen telling Charlie Brown all about the chemtrails

I see myself in this ad because I've also always wanted to make a game where you play a space marine transferring between two legs of an international flight, but the gate you're trying to get to is all the way on the other side of the terminal

Just another day in the Presidency as directed by Fellini.

JENNA 👏 MARONEY 👏 BEHAVIOR

if i die in a war fighting slavers yall HAD BETTER fuckin make a statue in our honor of a woman going "Check out my tits!" in tribute

Sat next to a crying baby for the entire flight. I don't mind though. Feel like they were the only other passenger who truly grasped the unnatural horror of our undertaking. Man does not belong to the sky. The real monsters are those who remain silent.

I'm putting up Halloween decorations tonight, which means it's time to play @nicklutsko.bsky.social's seasonal anthem:

At no point while reading this sentence did I correctly predict what was coming next.

what if we 👉*kissed*👈 next to the gettyImages credit of Mike Theiler

I don’t trust the mainstream media, but I feel like the primary alternate model, getting the news from the posts of a 14 year-old Romanian schizophrenic shitposter named “G00n3R the Swamp Pervert,” is not necessarily a superior alternative.

29 Sep 2026

eg the second part of this experiment

BREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome

There were in fact 6 NBA games that day. Also, the NBA is not the only basketball, and there were hundreds of college games that day (it was a Saturday).

Huh.

“I remember seeing him on TV and thinking, ‘No, that can’t be Kash,’ but sure enough, there he was, addressing the nation about a missing person case.” — Daisy, local golden retriever

ME, THE MANCHURIAN CANDIDATE: instructions received. i will not fail

Please read this article on the massive weirdos who are largely running the massively powerful and big-money AI industry in the U.S. today.

hey are there any other notable times the u.s. military has visited ole miss

This is the most masculine video on the internet right now

“Aella is fighting gyges about if ai safety is just a sex cult” You bolt awake. You are not online. It is 1415. You are Charles d’albret, and you have seen the future. It cannot come to pass. The English army must be destroyed.

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Doing research for scripts I'm working on led me to an image that has absolutely floored me. I'm done. Goodnight.