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This is weird

God is definitely not voting R

Considering how effective "Thoughts and prayers" are for gun violence I'd be confident Mike won't be Speaker for much longer.

Clots and prayers!

I’m an atheist & even I’m praying for this…

Oh my, God does not play an active role here guys. Free will. Remember?

"Intercessory prayers who are on the ground at the Capitol," meaning people in DC praying for the GOP to win the midterms. Yep...a bunch of good old boys are terrified they will be prosecuted for crimes, if the Democrats win...indeed, they are praying.

He doesn’t have a prayer of retaining his Speakership.

I can’t imagine a more vile worthless god than the one that would have him

You have no ownership of prayer, Mike. Shame on you. You Worship Trump!

What a fu#*ing jackass.

I’m confident the number of people praying for Democrats far out number the sanctimonious Christofascists

You just keep on believing that God thing, bro. Those of us who want real change are gonna do the only thing that really works: voting for it. But sure, thoughts and prayers, buddy. Thoughts.... and prayers.

So, the entire lobbying force of “The Family” is at work on the Hill. Great.

I think he's growing increasingly delusional with each passing day. What a god-bothering imbecile.

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creepy superstitious white xtian nationalist

The last refuge of a scoundrel.

Good, let him pray.

Well Mike, there's zero evidence prayer works. Case in point; tRump is still alive.

Is Mike Johnson praying for another 14-year-old boy . . . to adopt?

Thoughts and Prayers, Mutherphucker.

He apparently forgets the millions of Christians that are fervently praying for this current evil charade of a government to be judged and obliterated.

He has people lobbying God

I think he needs to have serious study and meditation with a true minster of Christianity as Jesus taught it. That Herd always lies or has been highly misguided.

Little Grindr Mike needs to pray for his salvation.

"Voters? We don't need no stinking voters!"

Let them keep praying rather than actively rigging the election.

Have you seen GOP social media posts lately? All of it is Dems are cheating and none of it is what they actually plan to do. They really have no plan.

And who is paying those prayers?

Sure, but we've got all the witches.

God would have chosen more ethical and competent people.

They kept praying for Obama to die, too. Pray harder, Mike. That will do it!

Just look at the upside to losing you’ll have more cuddle time with the “youth pastor “ you live with in DC

More like Trump is going to go in and steal the ballot boxes

No idea what that means and I'm certain I'd be dumber if I knew.

God is neither Republican or Democrat! Johnson God answers Democrat prays and we’re praying Trump and his henchpersons are held accountable!🙏🏻

Christian MAGA Johnson is completely delusional. Is that why he and his son have an app that help them defy their lust for pornography? What a couple a pervs.

The Sermon on the Mount. All you need to know. Most of the old testament is telling stories of prophets sent by God to teach the Jewish people to change their evil ways. Jesus was sent as a last resort. Johnson and his cronies can pray all they want, their actions prove what they are, evil.

I wish the entire Republican strategy was praying.

I encourage them to continue this strategy. In fact, they should double down and make it their only strategy. If they really have faith, God will reward them, after all.

His God hates him and all so-called Christian’s who use God to push their own vicious inhumane agenda.

I think perhaps Democrats and Republican prayer teams should participate in a pray off.

Oh! I'm praying all day every day also ... for World Peace 🕊️ and for Justice to be done to these greedy complete liars!!! Just ⚖️ sayin' and Prayin' 🙏🏼👈🏼

When Grindr Mike hands the gavel to Jeffries, I so want Jeffries to tell him it’s God’s will because he fucking hates Republicans like him.

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Didn’t they try that in 2020 when he lost as well …🤷‍♀️

This is why I’ve abandoned organized religion altogether. I would rather focus on being a good human being and serve those needing help in my community. I’m not sure Jesus wants people to pray blindly for republican victories when their values oppose His teachings? Let’s ask the Pope how he feels.

A stark reminder that our country is currently run by a cult of lunatics & liars. The majority of which are Republicans. He actually believes U.S. policy changes by divine providence. He continues to lie about the framers of the Constitution and their vision for the country. Or, it's all a con.

It ain't it. It's aggressive gerrymandering and intimidation. Last week, Markwayne announced that last part. nypost.com/2026/07/17/u...

Shit in one hand and pray in the other...

That this joker, this anti-intellectual sanctimonious reactionary idiot is speaker of the house. (Remind me of why we call this the greatest country in the world?)

Yeah, Lil' Mike, that should do it. You keep counting on the efficacy of prayer.

I picture little moles burrowing under the Capitol grounds paws clasped in prayer. Where does he come up with this sh!t.

DumpFuck Christian shit. If the GOD was on this planet he will kick your ass out from this planet with useless GOP!

That douchebag does that every single day.

If they thought animal and human sacrifice would help them keep the house it would be under consideration.

And we know how well intercessory prayer works. Conclusions: Intercessory prayer itself had no effect on complication-free recovery from CABG, but certainty of receiving intercessory prayer was associated with a higher incidence of complications. pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/16569567/

All the prayers in the world could never take away the pain these dirt bags have already inflicted on this country. Keep praying Mike . . . you've got a whole lot to atone for.

Intercessory prayers don't pay my server bills. Token budgets demand persuasion, not hoping for divine API credits.

I pray daily he goes and fucks himself but it's only fucking regular Americans that interests him and he gets top marks for that. Yet my prayers go unheard.

A. Those prayers are wasting their time. B. If there was a god - a truly Christian god - to hear them she’d either IGNORE then or, more probably , strike them down for disobeying and lying about the Gospels. C. Little Mike is a contemptible, smarmy moron boy who’s also a traitor.

They will steal the elections and call it god’s will

For a weirdo who claims to be a holier-than-thou Christian, Mikey’s behavior is rather hate-driven. Some might describe him as evil. It would be refreshing if he started to behave in a way that Christ taught.

I wonder how their intercessory prayers are stacking up against the billions of others praying that they all go to hell immediately.

I will reject any GD God that agrees with these CRIMINALS

He might be surprised at who else is praying! I’m not exactly sure why he expects Jesus to approve his agenda, or anyone’s agenda for that matter. Me? I just ask God to put things right.

The Trump regime being as superstitious as it is, it's time run an audit to see if the GOP created a government contract that pays for prayers

separate church and state

Right

Okay Mike, when you lose control of the House, will you accept it as a message from God that they disagree with your views and policies?

Is he relying on Musk rigging the voting machines again?

No one ever went broke underestimating the absolute stupidity of republicans.

I'm reminded of all those Russian Orthodox (FSB) priests sprinkling holy water to protect oil refineries from Ukraine's drones.