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I think they do.

Children, DO NOT EAT YOUR GREENS!!

We get most of our produce from an old black farmer at the flea market. LOL, his Alabama accent is so thick I can barely understand him but he sure is cool. Always tells his wife and daughter to cut me a deal while they frown at him for it. 😆 (I think his wife finally recognizes me as a regular!)

What experts are left that RFK Jr. hasn't fired yet?

Ask RFK! He's on top of it.

Is this DJT act of poopie revenge on all of us subliminal

Holy smoke, Donarrhea! 😡

My genuine first thought? "Holy Shit!"

Without a proper public health service, it appears that the US is in the shit :-( Donald's legacy?

I wouldn't be surprised if the cause was being kept quiet for political reasons to protect companies that are large contributors to the GOP.

When are they going to impeach RFK jr?

Define MORON!

This is what happens when farm owners don't provide toilet facilities for their field workers. It's not a new problem.

Crapola... literally... real science would have pulled the DNA of the culprits... and back tracked them thru all the cultures they had gathered since the outbreak was 1st Known....

Don’t tell the MAGAs, but I heard bleach and horse wormer taken together will cure it.

Do we still have any experts?

Yes you di have a cause, Taylor Farms. Trump made some big money off "Farmer" Taylor .

#trumporrhea

Want to change toxic agriculture? For leafy greens at least there is a way... local hydroponic farms. Mine is associated with a charity kitchen and revenues go to help feeding the vulnerable in the community. My afternoon harvest today

Suckers. I'm off to my local hydroponic farm to buy a large bag of locally grown lettuces in support of a local food bank. All lettuce, zero feces and/or parasites.

In 2024, Trump flipped Michigan back into the Republican column, defeating Kamala Harris by 1.42%. I'd say they can shit their brains out, but they don't have any. I'm tired of pretending to care about red and purple states reaping what they sowed. They can drown in their own filth, fine by me.

Inexcusable failure by the trump administration. Again.

There is a source.... they just paid enough for the govt to overlook it and keep it out of the press

Doughnuts good, Lettuce bad

And yet, who is prosecuted?

Congratulations!

Congratulations!

Where have you gone RFK Jr. when we need you most? Must be off dealing with the measles outbreak which he is responsible for.

Nothing to see here, but there are new noises coming from the bathroom. Next, rfkjr will proclaim that herd immunity will fix the problem.

Is it that experts still don’t have a cause or that this government got rid of most of the actual experts?

Guess they shouldn’t have fired the experts

I mean, it's probably the farm that bribed the government to retract the findings. But go on and eat Taylor Farms' lettuce, I dare ya, Forbes.

That's ok. Taylor Farms gave the tRump campaign a huge donation. That's all that matters.🤬

Republicans told everyone they would make us eat shit and die. I believed them.

At least they cured constipation.

So, ain't China, nope. Can't blame fauci, wasn't smuggled in by illegals, ain't a bug brought here by cattle smugglers. Nope. It's our own shit. And the governments experts just can't seem to figure out where it comes from. Not surprised.

This is yet another time when our boycott of American goods has been handy. 🇨🇦 We may not know the cause but it seems to be some kind of American produce so buying Canadian is safe.

Yeah but testing costs tax dollars that could be in FELONS pockets

Wow, if only we had regulations, and ppl who kept track of this sort of thing....

Michigan is number one in something. Yippee. 😻😻😻

Free news tip: investigate Taylor Farms

We HAD a definitive cause, but they bought lumpy off.

Keep lettuces away from televisions and radios … Trumps verbal diarrhoea is contaminating vegetables …

Trump must be President if everyone is sick and food is tainted.

Because the FDA now operates politically not scientifically. Its been like 4 weeks. With Biden we knew what was bad, it was recalled, we ate it a week later safely. With Trump is all secret, maybe, not sure, and people still get sick. Forbes is Republican. Wtf is he doing about it?

www.juancole.com/2020/03/anci...

Yes they do, the company just paid off Trump so the federal government would retract that this company was the source.

Any experts who could help are gone.

It's caused by a parasite. Glad that I could clear that up for you.

tRUMP shit in your lettuce people. tRUMP shits on everything and calls it gold.

Trump is the cause

Tens of thousands of Americans are suffering because RFK Jr and Trump refuse to fund or believe in food safety and science. This is unacceptable. This is beyond fucked up. They showed us this would happen last time, and fucking idiots voted for him again.

I thought it was Taylor Farms, the company that gave trump a large donation and that stopped any FDA investigations.

#BidensFault 🙄

Tax the rich!

Keep voting republican you morons!

Morons who cant figure out how to use a spray bottle full of hydrogen peroxide deserve to have their asses explode. Especially in braindead Michigan.

I believe the cause is the parasite. Yes no?

Lettuce prey….🤔

Shooting for the Guiness Book of World Records? Way to go RFK Jr!! Nobody will ever be able to say the Hoarse Whisperer didn't accomplish something significant during his lifetime.

Holy 💩

Ontario would like a word.

DOGE cuts and Sec. of Racoon Penises. That's your "cause".

The cause was corporate espionage. Your government is run by mobsters. Link the two. It's easy.

Quicker than ozempic!

So is it safe to buy and eat a bagged salad in Texas?

And possibly not happened at all.

That donation was a year ago. The recent WH visit was to collect the payout.

#BioWarfare

But they do have a definitive cause, Taylor just bribed the administration to retract it

We still have experts in the field?

I think the White House has identified communism as the cause. Taylor Farms donated enough money to be exempt from testing.

If you’re gonna share, then gift the article. Business morons.

Thanks God for small government.

Thanks trump

"Live-streaming" explosive diarrhea in prime time could be a ratings winner!

Total case numbers have surpassed 11,500 reported cases across 41 states—but Michigan has by far been the hardest hit. "They're Shitting They're Pants, Stop the Counting Bring on the Bleach and Bright Lights!"

🚽🧻🪠

Fucking a. I was literally just wondering/wishing to myself if/that the issue had been resolved. You want a sign that it's time to rethink starting a garden of whatever size you can make? It's not like these things suddenly stop, and the ppl with power certainly aren't going to gain a brain

TLDR: people in Michigan be shitting

Wow Another thing that should never have happened All the checks and balances gone So Trump could use the savings for tax cuts for the rich He was gambling with your lives 🤞🤞🤞🤞nothing would happen But It did

11,500 cases of explosive diarrhea. Something to remember Donarrhea by.

Black op punishment for resisting I.C.E. ? Republicans are de facto nazis, after all.

Trump Administration caused chorro and death from Covid #MAGA 🇺🇸

Almost as if someone had targeted during the Midterms no ?

this is very suspicious -

I'm not eating raw produce right now. Can't afford to get that sick. I realize that may continue until the regime is gone. And I already miss salad.

What's the source that has been identified? Seems like an important bit of information, why did you leave it out?

Exactly the case! But my god we got tired of the non-stop, "Breastfeed and vaccinate!" Yeah. We know. We're doing that. Preaching to the choir y'all. I'm still angry that nurses and doctors have to talk like that. "Evidence based medicine" torques me off. I call that "medicine".

That's unfortunate

Who'd have thought an anti science regime would struggle to find the cause of illnesses.

If it's just taco bell the drive through must be busy.

That is what happens when doge and rfkjr, fire our food inspectors.

No "definite cause"? Here's your definite cause 👇

Cases of Donorrhea.

What experts? Taylor Farms lobbied and succeeded in clearing itself under dubious circumstances. Who the fuck trusts the administration to actually find and fix the problem when bribery and influence Trumps science?

So I guess it wasn't a false positive, huh?

The cause is Donald Trump. You are welcome .

Were it not for cyclospora, we’d be blithely ignorant of how much shit we were consuming.

The shit has hit the fan.

That's because all the experts have been fired from the federal govt.

So Fauci is being questioned for what. And rfkjr is downing mollies watching people get very sick.

www.foodnavigator.com/Article/2026...

...or Biden

Sewage is perfectly safe. If they indeed used it, I suspect their sterilization routine was poor. The vast majority of pathogens require specific environments to survive so they must have really screwed up letting any through.

Maybe if we didn’t have so many ideological idiots running the show we would still have a full contingent of employees ready so jump on this infection from the get go

If enough lettuce rots someone will lose enough $$$ to suddenly figure it out

Call it what it is: doniarrhea!!

That’s bc donorrhea regime aren’t as smart as a box of rocks

Maybe it was deliberately planted by ICE, like the colonists planted smallpox on blankets they gave to the native american tribespeople?

But hey, let’s interrogate Dr. Fauci!

😢😢😢🙏🤞

Thank God sacking staff wholesale from regulatory, medical and research bodies has had the effect it has! Getting back to the golden days of disease & pestilence is central to the MAGA mantra. Here in Europe, we'll keep our scientific safeguards, thanks.

Identifying the source of food borne illnesses is the kind of thing we used to do in a couple of days of an outbreak…not with this administration. Yet again we see the cost of firing all the qualified field inspectors and scientists. They were there for a reason.

trump

Part of the problem is that we’ve lost most of our experts.

The stupidity of suffering through this when the problems had ALREADY BEEN SOLVED. How moronic do you need to be to stop quality control and diseases IN YOUR FOOD. The trumpies did this. Remove the trumpies. Put intelligence and process back in place. Processes exist for a reason.

This is what happens when the corrupt government is payed to look away from the culprit.

Oh you know the definitive cause. 🙄