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Trump and Doge just killing more Americans. All for those $$$ bribes. Nothing to see here...🤷‍♂️

Excellent post! 👍👏

Lettuce Pray 😂😂😂

Local. Hydroponic. Not-for-profit. Feces free food.

MORE DEATHS TO LAY AT THE FEET OF THE KKKRISTOFASCISTS AND THEIR OLIGARCHY. THE INVOICE EVENTUALLY COMES DUE. AND IT WILL BE PAID.

Shitty

Not to worry. As we speak RFK jr is mixing up a poultice that you will hang on your rear view mirror in your car and then you will chant to it. And that will cure the cyclosporiasis.

This just suddenly became a lot less funny. And one more reason, on top of the millions of others, to absolutely loath this regime.

I’m just waiting till Trump floats the idea of drinking bleach AGAIN!

Deaths? You shit yourself to death. What a nasty way to go.

True freedom is dying from something VERY preventable.

Brownie, I mean RFK, you're doing a heck of a job.

I wash fresh produce in soapy dishwater then rinse it well with running water. My intention wash to reduce common soil and pesticides used. Cyclosporiasis is not removed by common disinfectants used in produce processing. Surfactants in soap help to release the pathogen. Don't buy bagged lettuce.

Oh wow. Thanks Trump. Thanks MAHA crowd.

Lettuce from Mexico you say... unintended consequence of mass deportation and despicable treatment of brown people? You know how it's not a good idea to mistreat restaurant staff, bigger demographic, grosser spit?

Forbes, what do midwives (midwives have range now adays) charge for treatment?

It takes two weeks for symptoms to start.

Yeah, it’s running rampant and Trump steals our tax dollars. Eugenics at its finest.

No shit?

CDC still asleep at the salad bar 😩

11000 in Michigan and 17000 across the USA. RFK must think we're as stupid as he is.

Hope there are law firms readying the lawsuits

Who would be liable, the farm worker who picked the lettuce, the farm owner, the company that bought the lettuce, or the politician who stopped the testing? ICE is probably already searching for the worker.

But according to RFK Jr it’s all under control

Two people shit themselves to death! Thank you worm brain!

Constipated - Visit the USA 2026.

Now, if I became a cook for ICE, I'd order several cases of that lettuce & for good measure I'd cut it on the same cutting board I used to cut up raw chicken on. In the process I'd knock ICE off their feet very quickly.

The US is finding out the value of a functioning government the hard way.

It’s summer and I don’t feel comfortable eating lettuce or any raw leafy greens because of that worm infested crack head RFK Jr. 🤬

All I can say is it's a damn good thing that Trump killed all the CDC funding and all the damned regulations regarding food safety. Clean food is for the weak. Bacteria makes you a strong alpha - just like Trump

#BobbyHeadWormsMassMurderer

What is #Michigan eating for gods sake?!? Quit eating all greens and commercial produce for 2 months so they can stop the contamination!

And RFK Jr. had time this weekend to attack Dr. Fauci and to lie about Trump’s role during Covid.

Meanwhile, our lousy, corrupt government still has no idea what the source is. Gee, maybe handing tax breaks to billionaires while cutting funding for science wasn't such a good idea.

What is our Federal Government doing about this other than placing blame?

The DSA abandoned public health to save Hamas.

Thanks, RFK. The families should sue him directly.

man Frobes surely the Libertarians will now abandon their stupid ideas after clear consequences have arisen from slashing gov't funds right?

Two dead from salad? Nature's way of thinning the herd. Hope they enjoyed their overpriced lettuce.

Correction: Trumparrhea The third wave of the TRUMPOCALYPSE.

Ivermectin and whale blubber are recommended by heroin junkies who have famous names.

More blood on the clownministration's and Elmo's hands.

this is really great for my ocd right now /sar

I cant believe people are still eating it!

This must be fake news because RFK jr told us they have it under control

MF’s be shi**ing themselves to death in the Burger Reich ™ Horrific, darkly comedic , and grotesque. MAGA’s democratic fascism continues its Lovecraftian lurch towards devolution.

Sad

What could we expect when we have a drug addict with a dead roadkill penis fetish and a worm eating his brain in charge of our Health and Human Services.

MAHA my ass

Shitting yourselves to death so elon could kill investigations into him and his companies the American dream

RFK Jr, DOGE, Trump and Musk killed them.

Muricaaa USA! USA! USA!

Where is our leadership?

Please send all lettuce to the White House, addressed to Trump or RFK Jr.

No one should be subjected to explosive diarrhea, severe health issues or not. I will never tolerate eugenic language. Those 2 individuals lives were taken by a government that is incapable of protecting its citizens, but plenty of money to bomb innocent civilians abroad.

Can you add them to the Deaths DOGE CAUSED! Maybe prosecute them??

send trump a salad..

This is getting way out of hand. 😲

Michigan needs to destroy all of their lettuce. That is way too many sick people and way too many deaths!

This is not the first of the DOGE cuts that has killed people.

RFKjr got hired and all the American people got was death and explosive poop. ( not to be confused with the WH

And that nutjob rfk jr wants to focus on Covid. He and crazy rand paul both should be grateful more people didn’t die back then (not for shitler’s lack of trying), and focus on the current health crisis. How many people will have to die this time before they care?? 😡