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i physically can’t make it through this paragraph. it’s like the mgs4 microwave corridor

Grayson Morley@graysonmorley.com

I’m sorry, this is one of the funniest things I’ve ever read. This is the purest expression of gamer brain ever published. It cannot be parodied.

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oh dear, it appears they forgot the part where you incur an attack of opportunity and then have to succeed on a melee touch attack against their armor class minus any armor, shield or natural bonuses (except dexterity modifier which they get to keep), before you start aggregating the review scores.

The entire site and all its contents look exactly like what you'd get if you asked Claude to make it and write all the text in it for you after shutting yourself in a room conversing with it for days without talking to another human being

Steam rating = good, reviewer rating = 2 normal person review score, we have a propreitary formular to apply weights to newer reviews. Basically summed that up for you.

I stopped the second they got to 95% = 89.5 because Steam skews high; then give no justification for how they landed on their adjusted number. It's very "We're doing math!" except the numbers are all determined based on vibes 😅

Yeah, it's implicitly redefining terms to support your world view. The part that always makes my skin crawl with this stuff however is the way the people who do it seem completely unselfaware about it. There's a shameless offhandedness which with it's announced. Like they take their correctness..