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Won’t be unprecedented. Jimmy Carter negotiated the release of hostages when he was no longer president.

Insult to injury. I like it.

Iran should request negotiations with a real president that shows mental stability, not this sitting dementia riddled buffoon.

I love that

No way. They’ll frame it as treason. This is the Republican’s mess. Let them own it.

Damn Straight!!

That would be a classic troll & make IQ47's head explode.

Ohhhhh that is SUCH a great move. How do we get this idea to them?? Haha

Countries don't need to negotiate when they are winning

No. Kamala!

Vance is better as it hurts his presidential ambitions

Damn, that’s smart. TACO-Pedo would s__t through his depends.

🤣😂🥲

The most smartest idea! Piss him off!

Right!

Trump’s got nothin’

American children have a bigger chance of being gunned down at school, the mall, the church etc. than by the Iranian regime. So when is Trump attacking those companies and their factories?

No Americans (or anyone else) have ever been at risk of being harmed by Iran. The deal was done to keep Israel as the most powerful state in SWA and to keep Iran under the US's thumb.

That would be hilarious- and not so far fetched

Absolutely the the one with the brains and knowhow with a heart and soul who actually reps us all we the people etc

I don't and neither should you. I'm not fond of murdering over 3k people with drone strikes, and no I don't care that he gave americans some treats

Rich!🤣🤣

They should ask for Biden and Obama. Really piss the felon off

The most awesome post ever

😂💜

Wish they would

Why? When they are winning? Unlike MAGA

That’s a good idea 👍🏼

Don’t steal other people’s jokes.

Genius

He's no longer president . All of that doesn't count it's moot

Are you okay?

Im almost on Iran's side lol

Perfect.

Exactly! And they should definitely include in the terms a personally apology from Trump. He’s never apologized in his life.

You’re looking for a man of honour?

hide the ketchup #ArrestTrump

That would be perfect.

PERFECT!

That would send the pathetic POSER into apoplexy.

Obviously. However, this is because Obama's deal was great for Iran, and bad for the US.

Perfect!

Let’s just hope that Iran doesn’t send a handful of drones to Panama

It would be worth it just to watch Sean Hannity's head explode. They could also say they would go back to the Obama deal, but only if Felontrump put $2 billion of his own money in escrow, as surety he would not tear it up again.

OMG. That's perfect!!

Yeah, why they want JD Vance is crazy

If I were Iran, I’d be collaborating with Cuba on a drone strike at Mar a Lago.

Thank you. I agree.

Ouch, that would hurt him. 🩹

Omg yes.

If this were to really happen, conservative opponents would just say it proved Obama had some affinity with Middle Eastern Muslims, and they would view Obama with suspicion even more.

In our consulate in Türkiye...?

☠️

"And we meant Michelle".

If we are coming up with fictional negotiators, I think we can do better than two people who couldn't even beat Trump.

Excellent

In a different time, a better, simpler time…former presidents took on roles like that. Jimmy Carter.

That makes sense as the last time they negotiated with Obama he gave them billions which they used to fund their terrorist proxies

So true

Trump's head would explode. They should just say it as a joke just to watch him melt down.

Oh My God. That would be amazing.

Exactly - Obama actually understood diplomacy and built real coalitions instead of just tweeting threats at 3am like a reality TV host.

Same Obama that bombed 7 countries in his last year in office - that we know of

Wouldn't THAT piss them off!!!!😂🤣

🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

That noise you hear is Trump’s head exploding!

Well there it is. YES 💯% agree. You are brilliant. 🤩

👍🏾😁

Or Kamala Harris!

😂😂 😱😱

The would be a rather stupid move by Iran. It would help Trump by allowing him to support his claim that Obama made a weak deal with Iran which is why they want to talk to him again instead of Trump.

That would absolutely give them all a stroke and kill them. 😈

if I ran Iran (curious choice of words)...I tell poopy-pants to piss of.....Trump would blow his diaper and Kharg Island would be like Iwo Jima 2.0...

😂

That would be fun.

🔥🔥🔥🔥

A condition of negotiation is that an election be held in the US for a new president (just like Putin wanted for Ukraine). #save_the_world

This is brilliant.

Are you tired of this? Want to do something about it? There's something you can and must do!!! And it works! BOYCOTT USA #iran #usa #israel bsky.app/profile/eddy...

My fucking god that would be historically epic.

At least they would be able to have a serious & productive negotiation without someone looking out for their own interests

I have seen this tweet about a dozen times already

shitty loving the wholesale slaughter of persianas by the Islamic regime. You go girl. Go straight to a Iran and snap those pix for your influencer profile.

Or with Trump personally... in Islamabad.

Love it. 💙

We'll only negotiate with Obama. You know, your Daddy.

Iran KNOWS THEY'RE in control...it's easy when ur dealing with a bunch of IDIOTS...and an ENORMOUS CLOWN running the circus...

Oooh you ARE good

Nah, if you want to own the MAGAts you only want to negotiate with Hilary. And if you want to own the proud boys, you only deal with Michelle Obama

Or say JD and call for Trump’s impeachment lol

Oh my God, how perfect would that be!

Cherry blossoms are the official tree of the California State University system. The official tree of the UC system eucalyptus.

Somehow, we need to get that message to Iran.

Truth pilled

Indeed - it's why the west is fucked! All our grubberments are terrible!

They're American, they know nothing about anything even if it happened only a few years ago

Isn’t the problem here that US citizens are constantly forced to choose between two sides of the same coin? An powerful auto-immune system rejects real political alternatives.

Are you a retarded pdeo protector? The reason why the dems are fucked is because their voters are all "vote blue no matter who" rather than rolling up their sleeves, facing the truth & getting rid of their side of the corrupt uniparty! GOP voters have the excuse that their leaders always lie.

Are you? Every one of your leaders has been a blood soaked loser. None of these people work for you betterment and never will.

Maybe in a tan suit😂

An amazing thought 😂

😂😂😂of course Obama gave them billions and conned him they weren’t developing a nuclear weapon.

Yeah, what's the holdup?

Sadly if they did this Trump would order Kegsbreath to nuke Iran, and he would reply by screaming “Armageddon at last! Release the Warfighters to kill everyone!!!”

Genius!

Omg...that'd give trumpy a stroke!

OMFG 😂😂😂

Pretty bad deal maker when Adam Kinzinger says the deal they are trying to make with Iran makes Obama look like a Hawk- one who really played hardball and WON …👏👏

I would say that just to get under Trump's skin.

“…as long as he’s wearing his tan suit” There. That’s better. 😊