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Rent In Peace, MrBeast

Mr. Beast's eyes are so vacant, it's eerie.

pyramid schemes must be stopped

fingers crossed for "trap door with a chute that goes 500m down that wasn't triggered until he toured the area"

CURSE OF RA!!

Breaking News: MrBeast's heart found to be heavier than a feather.

"all three"?!

That's not how it works! You need to build a shrine and give offerings for them to do what you want

This is when I remember that I'm getting old and out of touch.

Let me guess, now in between the hieroglyphics there will be a “Mr Beast was here” carved in there for all eternity

THE PHARAOH'S CURSE

That’s crazy money. Renting the pyramids for like five days. One of the wonders of the world. Just fuck you money.

Weighing his heart against a brick and still failing

Sure they probably made a high profit margin off 1 guy renting all of them I'm sure it cost about the same as an average day of tourism. Minus all of the overhead if having many many many people there

Technically the astrological phase of Osiris is almost over

Please

Ammit devouring the heart only to fearfully realize there is nothing contained within. No soul, just void. This is the beginning of the end.

No dice- you have to have a heart to weigh, so Mister Beast skates by again.

Brilliant.

10/10

THANK YOU. Been waffling on which god it should be all day

Darn.

Egypt's business is its own but I feel like the response to somebody wanting to rent the Great Pyramids should be "No" potentially followed by being dropped into a crocodile-y part of the Nile

The great pyramids

Toth is keeping his count.

That’s interesting.

Just waiting…

Your lips to Ra's ears

Thats an insta follow 😭😭😭

You're laughing. His heart is on the balance against the feather of Ma'at and you're laughing

Look, just saying, if Sekhmet just did one little thing, she'd find a whole new fan base.

we can only hope that one of the mummies gets him

Exactly

I’m not telling anyone how to conduct business I’m just saying it shouldn’t be a thing and that’s just my opinion so

Mr. Beast needs to be in prison over that pump and dump crypto scam he pulled. These influencers are getting pretty balzy with their internet grifts.

Isn't he being investigated for faking his shows and some kind of crypto fraud? I can't keep up with him, Hawk Tua, and Logan Paul. Every time I look some other fool falls for it.

Flash forward to Mr Beast in the dark mumble-sobbing into his cell "I'm so sorry. They're all gone..." *noise on the dark* " it's coming! I am so scared!" Video cuts out abruptly.

Awesome setting for a found footage horror movie

ChatGPT sucks for a myriad of reasons but at least I could do an “Osiris doing soy face” prompt once in my life

Well if there is a mummy or another horror, now is their time to shine 😂

Wow wonder how much that cost

Hate these lame remakes www.dailymotion.com/video/x8jlrgb

You won't believe what happened next.

Fumbling Jimmy Beast's heart and it ends up leaving a sizable crater in the floor.

Next we know Egypt will put the pyramids on AirBnB.

Submarine! Submarine! Submarine!

Need Sekhmet to do her big one

Some idjit is going to find the 'On' button and reset the freaking timeline. Do it!!

Anubis: Finally, my time to shine this shoot is about to be eternally unforgettable!

youtu.be/O3nvax11E-4?...

Pfft it's Egypt bro 😭😭

This would be a much funnier start to the movie Pyramid.

was even funnier here in Brasil with bolsonaro since his middle name literally is messiah

Omg that would be awful 😭😭

The funniest thing would be taking over the body of Mr Beast, then by proxy, his channel, and instead we will have an Anubis channel on YouTube (would be million times cooler than Mr. Beast's)

Drag him to hell, I hope.

I’m dead (😉🤭)

“Ra, if you’re listening…”

Anuuuubiiiis my soul is so light www.youtube.com/watch?v=RM_g...