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Snort laugh. He's just that stupid.

Has to be a high-masking adult so he’ll be fooled into thinking we just got better.

I THINK THERE IS ONLY ONE CROSS NECKLACE THAT THEY PASS AROUND HARD TO TELL WHICH TRAITOR OWNS IT,I THINK ITS BORROWED FROM A PAWN SHOP

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'The last gov said this cyanide is totally dangerous'. Im sure his reaction would be to try it and prove them wrong.

Just say “They said you’re not allowed to drink this poison”

This made me spew out coffee - thanks for the laugh!

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If only life was so easy.....

Heroin might work

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Iocaine powder

It's only a matter of time before he starts recommending drinking urine.

Or just mix it in with his heroin and/or cocaine.

worm poison

"Arghh... Every damn time"

They should.

Maybe he'll die of the measles... that would be ironic.

Tell him he'll feel manly he'll drink it all

Assuming he actually believes in even half of the shit he's literally paid to spew.

So true! 😝

I dunno, does it really seem like a serious, actionable plan

Yes and listen RFK, just take some vitamin b and riboflavin and poison goes away...trust us

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Put the poison in roadkill bear stew.

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Yes please

He would drink that shit up like it was Eli's millshake

Important correction, “Traditional experts say that this is poison”

100% Whale juice

*makes sounds like porky pig going down the drain*

You could also just add it to some roadkill and he’ll eat it.

The dude needs a bobblehead. The Kakistocracy series. Could be worth something when they’re all shipped to El Salvador in a final FAFO moment.

"this is anti-autism juice" job done

Often, going the simple obvious option works. Brilliant!

I'm kind of assuming that's how he became the man he is today, and I'm using the word 'man' here in a very broad sense

This so-called “poison” is the health hack big pharma doesn’t want you to know about!

THEY say cyanide will harm you, but it’s 100% natural—made from apples. You know what they say about an apple a day? Big med wants to keep it from you because they want to keep you dependent on doctors.

Say this is the opposite of a vaccine.