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Obviously a kindle is an ontologically evil device and in the amazon ecosystem and everything, but it's still kinda shocking to me that when you open a book, it will skip past the dedication, epigraph, and table of contents to put you on the first "real" page

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no shade to e-readers but the thing i love the most about physical books is that they don't have ads and they don't do anything like this

they do that now? holy shit i'm so glad i haven't watched movies or shows on streaming services in years 🏴‍☠️

I recently received a copy of the king in yellow that did something similar, it omitted everything past the yellow sign presumably because it's not directly "horror" enough but more damningly it completely omits cassilda's song

Jacob, who wants to be reminded that the things we consume are anything but commodities carelessly assembled and endlessly regurgitated by the uncaring, unfeeling mechanisms of the market? Not me, good sir

When I was a kid I used to skip the prologue on books because I was impatient and had this idea it was "optional" somehow. But I was, yknow, 8.

Did you know there are whole groups of people who ostensibly pride themselves on being readers who not only completely ignore prologues and epilogues because they "aren't part of the story" but there are even people who exclusively read dialogue because "the rest is just set dressing"

Y'know, I see the issue here, but as a writer who would rather write only dialogue and only does full novels because screenplays and videogame dialogue are team sports... I can't deny being intrigued that only dialogue might actually have an audience 😅

see.. whats most interesting here is that the audiobooks never do that.. probably because of the established history of books on tape says that you intro the book.. but still

Kinda unrelated but this made me remember how much I hate Netflix for not letting me block a movie without their stupid watermark cluttering the whole thing. Why should I want to get a clear look to study an interesting frame after all

Wait shit they do that???? One of my mum’s books has its prologue contain a disclaimer about elvish writing being simplified, then in the next book there’s a Tolkien joke, then in the next few there’s a meta narrative where the book’s fictional author is in a lawsuit with an elvish language uni.

if i may be allowed to be a smart alec, the ontologically evil aspect is the software loaded on and not the device itself i have a jailbroken kindle, shit's good

I will tho in most cases skip an intro by a secondary author, especially when it's added to the book significantly after it's publication I'll look for interpretative help after I've engaged with the text itself. Thanks!