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Out of pocket unhinged headlines 😂😂

stop ill cum

😩

That last one. 😂

Is it about cops who are in bed with crooks instead of locking them up?

it’s too funny I literally laughed like mad, life sometimes throws some insane news no one would make up in order to fake something extra 😭✨

As unique(?) as it is, not a great idea 😅 It might get censored

eatz it whole...

“ real” hmmmm😆😆

I hope that I get my copy soon 😊😊🤞🏼

About as real as Fox News

Me

Oh no!

still awaiting my first

I find the sarcasm to be too deep there.

Real stories for real people 😆

45 years of ONN ? nice

Jesus, I just felt the Doordash one in my bones. "HAHA IT'S NOT ALL FOR ME!" I say out loud for the neighbors to hear as I carry my comically big DD order into the apartment complex.

This is how all meteorologists should explain the weather

No, wait! She denied it was the result of breast surgery!

Did yours arrive today? I subbed for their Black Friday sale and have been excitedly checking my mailbox for the past week hoping this month’s issue arrived

It totally is him.

PRINT MEDIA IS BACK

Classical music might be useful there

What's the news parodying, actually? Without a side by side, I'm dizzy

Still waiting for mine

Suggestion for the team: Parody shady ads

Well, they do own InfoWars now. Gotta cover the cost somehow

That one actually has journalistic integrity!

Miss seeing the Onion vending machines on the street in Alexandria

🤣🤣🤣

The more you look the funnier it gets.

The Onion >>>>> Undercooked Fascist Onion Pizza

Man, alt text really would have made this post.

That's the one that's got me holding in laughter at my desk.

wait… BTS WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE 😭💜

does anyone has a link for that ao3 fanfic in the upper right? 🙂

The only news fit to print

It's the BEST

the onion.... timeless.... beautiful.... layered

yooo they moved from tabloid to broadsheet?

That's the topic here lately 😂 😅 🤣.

what if I want to hold real onions in my news

😍

I was hoping someone would iron those overalls

I’m so excited to hold one

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🙏🏻🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🙏🏻🙏🏻🤣🤣🤣

I want one of those newspapers.

"An exaggerated account of the sensationalist news stories in society, with a liberal lean" Maybe?

LOL

Must have made things really awkward when they recognized each other in the squad room

Have Hallmark bought the rights to this yet?

love wins

Chicken Bao Bao

Really someone for everyone

Seeing your clip before what it was replying to and not batting an eye is super concerning in retrospect. The most absurdist satire out there is entirely believable to me and I won't even question it

Many such cases!!!

I'm waiting for the romcom.

We all love a happy ending ❤️

This is no doubt a story on the Onion.

I mean... that one has probably happened more than a few times 🤮

the plot of a criminal thriller id been writing welp time to scrap that

This is totally believable IMO

Alt title "Cop posing as underage girl falls in love with himself".

Can you actually get a The Onion newspaper?

Nation just prefers feel of newsprint in hands

Really makes me miss Weekly World News (the greatest tabloid ever) with their weekly UFO front cover stories. Now I get by on New York Daily News & New York Post and their great sports back pages

when am I going to get mine??

Satire is dead. LONG LIVE SATIRE!

Man, I miss that. They had the best beer coupons.

Oh god the bottom one

Scooter bomb. LOL 😎

Aww, c'mon! That's sweet!

Now I can’t say “I’m so old I remember when the Onion was a physical newspaper”

Reading this on public transit must hit different