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And then they realized, they were no longer little girls; they were little beasts.

To be fair, I'm not sure if it's possible to truly convey the horror of that dead stare and and forced grin in writing.

well that's an order cancelled then

oh neat I think I'm going to skip my downloaded natalism podcast for this

Real question: why did y'all torture yourselves like this

Beast week is gonna be lit this year

damn it its by one of my childhood authors james patterson (i read middle school the worst years of my life when i was like 12 or 11)

June I was contracted to do the audiobook for this, you can’t be out here ruining my business.

With a mention in the latest Whit episode, too, does @bosh.worstpossible.world have any thoughts on why-it is always a Wyatt? I remember a time when it was a unique name! 😅 'Course, it can always be worse.

Ohh fuck yes

A lot of the bits read out on this episode don't sound so much like LLM text as they do the English homework of an 11 year old. My wife is an English teacher and I recognise the style!

lucie was showing me excerpts at the bar and tell me why that shit is freaky as hell.

wtf mr beast writes about?

Listen, i know this ep is primarily about mr jimmy but it’s so satisfying to hear other people shit talk Patterson outside of the library worker community.

Beastoberfest.

its our first mini beast week

Morbid fascination, I think.

He can read & write??