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When the hotel is in shambles and you run out of cleaning supplies…

Gang, ya gal’s sleep this week has been HORRENDOUS

crypto, car dealerships and MLMs. ripe targets for political and policy reasons.

Protestors Criticized For Looting Businesses Without Forming Private Equity Firm First https://theonion.com/protestors-criticized-for-looting-businesses-without-fo-1843735351/

Need to wear knee high boots more often bc LEG

Repost if $30k would change your life right now

✨Birthday curds✨

When is? Serious question. Every election has been the most important one ever, so I’ve been told. I’ve seen elected democrats that roll over to big tech, throw trans people under the bus, and won’t oppose genocide and they’re also dogshit at opposing fascism.

Baby bat!

*cackling in midwestern*

Tried the Portillo’s oreo cake today and i’m not mad at it.

Was a style icon at the library conference i went to today so that’s fun.

getting a text in the middle of the night and it's just my loathsome vizier saying "Your enemies lie in wait, my lord!!" what am I supposed to do with that. its four in the morning

Maybe ice cream will fix me

Folklore Horror Day 7: Harvest #Drawtober #FolkHorror

Be friends with me at your own peril I WILL send shit like “sorry i was too busy trying to emasculate the ghost of john wayne last night”

From The Archive: DOJ To Bring Back Firing Squad As Means Of Entertainment

Oddly specific gripe of the day. If you are putting dresses, costumes etc. LET US SEE THE BACK TOO DANG NABIT.

How I arrived on BlueSky

Bolsheviks in July of 1917

Just saw someone say their AI runs their fantasy football team and I can’t stop laughing. Like, I’m sure everyone’s doing it or something but it’s very funny to me that pretending to be a team manager was so hard that you needed to pretend to pretend to be a team manager

I'm striking out on an adventure because Kevin said I wouldn't. Screw you, Kevin!! 😡 You don't know me!!

BEGGING people to look up terms before using them for library social media. “BBW” doesn’t mean Banned Books Week

werewolves can be killed by shooting them through the heart with a silver bullet, which will actually kill most non-werewolves as well

I am not allowed to purchase/play dressmaker until i finish the actual thing i am sewing.

Got a “pro data center ad” on the radio this morning and immediately wanted to throw my car’s whole radio system in the nearest body of water

I am literally going to rip a zipper in half out of spite

We’re rewatching helluva boss while we undo our sewing mistakes and oh no my feelings

Ah zippers, my arch nemesis

AI is not a creative color.

Announcing the merger with Titanic footage is an incredible bit

Local woman is annoyed, needs treat.

i would rather remove my eyeballs than witness an AI tingler cover

Hacky Pop-Up Book’s Narrative Tension Pretty Dependent On Lifting Colored Flaps https://theonion.com/hacky-pop-up-book-s-narrative-tension-pretty-dependent-1844572138/

Local woman has social graces of a walnut

Out of curiosity, which is prettier: Athena, Aphrodite or Hera? I've got some fruit to sweeten the deal if that helps.

Tbh it sucks you’re dreams were like “hey what if your friend sucked!” Stop it! I dont wanna have feelings about things they didn’t do!

The Star Spangled Banner being played by the Mariachi Herencia de Mexico band before the Bears-Eagles game in Chicago on Monday Night Football was a deeply cool thing to see tonight

She’s coming together! (Literally)

bad news babe a rogue openai agent must have hacked our refrigerator last night and drank 15 beers