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What a profound gd idiot! Mom's can't survive on 5 grand and they sure as fuck can't travel on 1 so can someone explain to this moron how money works especially amidst an economy where he's made EVERYTHING UNAFFORDABLE AS IT IS

Aren't these the same folks screaming that "illegal immigrants get all this stuff for free!"

Isn’t that Human Trafficking?? 🤷‍♀️🤦‍♀️

It's a lie. Trump does not, nor ever will voluntarily pay some one as agreed.

Does he really think they're stupid enough to take the bait? I know he would.

This... It reeks of being a honeypot.

That’s a shit deal Trump is offering. Par for the course.

Impossible way that someone will take advantage of this 💸

All I can think of is “Arbeit macht frei”

Maybe $10,000? It's got to cost much more than that send 100 agents to round up 10 people, send them to Louisiana or Texas.

Melania, here’s a thousand bucks. off you go, then!

cool. Elon should lead the way!

REPUBLICANTS CAN'T GOVERN AT ALL !!!!

Oh, I'm sure they will. Not. As if someone's gonna show up for the award on their head and turn themselves in to be unlawfully sent to el salvador. Typical rich misogynistic felon, above the law and can now just "buy" his way out of providing due rights.

Some people get paid to leave, other people will get paid five times as much to reproduce. Wouldn't it be more economically efficient to keep the people who are already here? (Yeah, I know, it's that color thing.)

I think by the time this summer is over this country will be wanting to pay the immigrants to come back. I know here in Florida they will be greatly missed. They do a lot of home construction work here and agricultural work. I believe many have left because of the stupid stunk DeSantis pulled.

How about we take all the money we’d spend on this, give it to him, and tell him to GTFO!

He obviously won't pay them jackshit

IMAGINE IF HE DID ANY OF THIS SHIT

I guess that's preferable to public kidnapping. Sounds like they can say NO to that.

Curious if the rate of U.S. citizens sneaking across the border into Canada has increased.

Sure he will. He doesn't pay for anything 💩🍊

This feels like one of those police stings where they tell some group they won a free boat and then arrest them when they come to claim it

Pay? 🤣🤣🤣 Just like he didn’t pay his vendors for work done or campaign rally locations.

He's gonna be a whole lot uglier when he's completely bald!

I don’t know why anyone would want to stay there.

Or as Fox Noise would put it if Biden were President President offers $1,000 bounty to illegal immigrants

US citizens? I'll take the $1k and a flight to Cancun please.

My price for leaving is going down.

Is this the first "carrot" DT has ever offered? Usually it's all sticks.

Can tourists claim $1000 when they manage to survive deportation & leave the states at the end of their holiday? Much more bat shot Orange & it might be the only way to rebuild tourism

Shows how lazy he is.

The Tories tried that here. Gave some volunteers a few thousand and a free trip to Rwanda. They got there and promptly disappeared. I’d imagine they made their way back to Europe. Just laughable.

If their here like hes says whos hiring them the illegal hiring employers should be in prison not one thing said about that !

We, we the people will be paying for this.

Sure he will! Such a liar should be trusted

Remember when the cops used to fool criminals into giving themselves up by sending them a postcard claiming they’d won SuperBowl tickets? This is no different. Illegal immigrants: It’s a trap. Don’t fall for it!

Go for it Melania! This is your ticket out, and you can get a handbag!

I might do it for a million $$$ WTH is going on bribe after bribe nothing happens!

I hope that some cowards/proper conservatives are using a backdoor by whispering these crazy and illegal ideas into his head...in order to 25th him. Or am I being to kind by thinking any r would have the spine to do it?

This is how this plays out. Person self deports, and then Trump says they won’t pay because it’s not his jurisdiction. It’s a trap.

Make it 100k and I’ll think about it. 🤔

Land of the free… my ass!

Hahaha

Wasteful spending. Can we have a special election to vote these freaks out?

Don't self report.

I'd like to make it incredibly clear here that this is not how it will happen. There will be no good faith on this. This is a trap for these people to out themselves. Once they come forward, they will immediately be sent to a gulag. You really think he'd gut services but give money to immigrants?

What about legal citizens? I’d take the $1k to leave!

They would never see a penny. As if Trump 🤮 would ever pay. Another grift.

Soooo ICE fails to deliver numbers and want a lure

I can hear him, as he makes his little jerking someone off hand motions, "that's alot of money to those people"

I'd like to encourage him to pay $1000 to gargle my balls.

I’ll pay him 2K to do the same!!!!

Tiny hands tarried

He's gonna hand them a freshly printed $1000 bill with his crusty orange face on it and fine print reading 'Only transferable in the United States'

Operation Theresienstadt

Does that include Melanoma?

Mr Trump is a bazillionaire. He can pay if he's so inclined. As I understand the nation is BROKE and has no loose change (see shut down if everything).

This is just another means to find out where people are so they can deport them.

FOTUS is a firehose of stupidity. I forget who said it but he has the self-awareness of a dog licking his balls in the middle of a busy street for all the world to see.

It’s not their country btw

I'll give trump $1 to quit right now and go back to florida

Will that include melania trump...

They'll never see a penny.

How many immigrants come in just to get the $1000 to go home. Morons

Per family or per person?

Those in government who swore an oath to the constitution and don’t uphold it need to be impeached. Every. Single. One!

Can I claim this if my great great great great grandparent may have entered illegally?

... SCOTUS, this is your creation ...

... Imagine if Franklin Graham. Wait. Don't imagine cause Franklin Graham won't say shit ...

I guess the “ mass deportation” is not going as planned.

I bet he is lying.. Where $1k comes from? Our taxpayers? 🤔

That would be bribery. Add charges on him. $1k is so cheap. 🙄

Exactly. Maybe pay them back all of the money they have paid in Federal taxes plus $1000. We know all that tariff money pouring in will cover it. 🤣😂🤣

$1000 will not feed their families. Impeach Trump

But they’ve paid $5000 to coyotes to get here, and the guy promising the $1K always stiffs his contractors, cities and airports he’s visited—among other entities.

If they are here illegally and admit this the transaction is void. Why? Once deported they can not return to receive the $1,000. No due process for the deportation and no due process for the funds.

Do they get another thousand if they sneak back in and self-deport again? Could be a new cottage industry...

It’s another grift. They won’t get paid until there is proof they are out of the country, which means Trump will never pay them anything. We are not overrun with illegal immigrants which is why Trump trails even Biden in deportations. Trump made all of this up to divide people.

this. Trump as a pope and millions of other intentional provocations they flood media to drown information they don't want ppl to focus on.

Similar to cash for keys. Only this is a sheep in wolves clothing. No one in their right mind believes a word this administration says. 🤥

They would impeach him

Hi I would like 1k to leave, 1 day later, hi i would like 1k to leave #RinseAndRepeat

On the flip side, the way Trump reneges on deals it may just be a plot to get them to come forward.

Could he die already

Why do we keep reiterating "if Biden did this..." ~~ it doesn't matter at this point. What's being done to stop THIS and other illegal actions, right now?!?

Is HE paying them? Because if he wants to pay them with his own money, have at it. But, if he is suggesting spending taxpayer money without approval through Congress, then he can f all the way off. And if anyone in Congress approves this, they can f all the way off to and pack their crap.

It's a set up for ICE. Plain and simple.

So our tax dollars are going to pay the person planting/harvesting your food, building your house, and cleaning your hotel room money to leave. Great. I feel safer.

If we started a “go fund me” to get the trump’s to leave permanently, I believe we’d raise billions.

Where the hell is THAT in the budget?

How much can we pay Dumpy to leave his office and the country?

They must think we are stupud. If they take this bait, they will just scoop them up when they come to collect without giving them the money.

I sure wouldn't trust them!!!! Instead of money - you'll get handcuffs and leg shackles!!!

Who’s paying for this when we are still waiting for our $5k DOGE checks 🙄

You show up, they'll ship you to CECOT, these are like those boat giveaways to people with warrants that the police set up.

How much for those who are legal? Asking for a friend.

So he’s going to get these people to give away their location through this app and then go grab them in the middle of the night and never pay them. Right?

What does this number mean? I'm confused. What are you talking about?

And what is going to keep them from coming right back in later????

who trusts Trump and ICE to give them the check? Another way to get not illegal people to self snitch since registration is not working....

It's cheaper to let them stay

This is a set-up. If people show up for any kind of money, wherever they're at, ICE can bait them into a spot, and then ICE can hollar trespassing and arrest them. ICE deports them and doesn't have to pay. That's just 1 of many ways.

Huh? Feeling threatened much?

Someone forgot his orange hand make-up.

Americans are struggling and he is going to reward people for entering the country illegally.

Can US citizens sign up for this?

*taxable

He calls it 'negotiating'.

Every single thing they do is about money the greedy assholes. And if one actually took them up on it I doubt they would pay up they would get a one way ticket to El Salvador

Be careful if you try it, they might send you to El Salvador

What price Freedom? Not thousand dollars. What an idiot!

Better get the money upfront.

I guess ice dudes too hot in 80° weather to be doing this shit in full masks

Life begins at conception , so yep 🤪 the problem is if you get twins you only get one bonus since that can happen 5-6 days after the swimmers arrive

It’s probably a trap. They won’t pay

Any mention of children will get you deported(kidnapped) to El Salvador

…and I have a bridge in Brooklyn to sell you! Lol

A bit more than the price of an airline ticket, something NYC provides to any asylum seeker that wants to leave the country. Very few have taken the offer.

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