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For all those martial arts battles that break out during federal investigations.

This is like the dumbest fucking thing. The guys running our government are all the same people you’d walk away from at a house party. JFC.

Because there's no one else who can do that sort of thing?

Waiting for DOOM to take care of this timeline.

Paid by you the taxpayers! Now release the Child Rapist/Epstein Files!!!

FFS 🤦🏻‍♀️

pedophile mafia administrators have brought upon us all, but if you think not going after them when they have two more years to rape this country… you have lost your bearing Chris Jansing.

What a bunch of clowns.

Embarrassing

Raise your hand if you are shocked. The FBI are the investigators and partner with ICE as the muscle. Therefore shouldn’t the UFC training be for ICE? Not that I like ICE or think it should exist but they are the muscle in this family dynamic.

Dudes who are into bestiality probably have a decent ground game already

So stupid!!

Doesn’t scream “Foxcatcher” at all. Anyone want to take bets on how long it takes Patel to get on the floor & start demonstrating moves & holds himself?

Mike Judge needs royalties.

"Agent, you've killed him, you choked him to death." "Then he shoulda tapped out. He didn't tap, so that's his fault."

So the trainers will be beardos?

WTF? (Who's Training Fighters?)

We are in an absurdist play.

This would be funny in any other circumstances. Better believe Trump and his allies are profiting.

idiocracy was a documentary etc. etc.

Why not real fighters instead of these dumbfucks?

Brute squad? We already have ICEs basket of idiots.

Good one!

So basically trump is providing his buddy dana with a multi-billion dollar contract to train FBI agents on 1 to 1 combat. Hey. Midterms are coming. IT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN!

Kickback to Dana White for being a trump boot-licker. Pay to play. Never ending grift from this trump regime.

Obviously a war with extensive grappling is unlikely so I assume they’re just enriching Dana White and their MAGA UFC pals.

Ratas

We live in the dumbest possible timeline.

This week has been the longest year of my life.

Dumbest fucking timeline! 🤦‍♀️🥴🫩

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What about Marine drill sergeants. The FBI training facility is at Quantico and so are the Marines

Exactly

@elizabethbsf.bsky.social oookayyyyy…………….

And the grift continues.

Who is paying for this nonsense?

More of our money going into the pockets of trump's grifting buddies.

FUCH IS THERE ANY MORE IF HIS FRIENDS WE OWE DEBT TO FROM 🍊🤡!

Where there alot of acting & stunts....hmmmm.

Christ.

Stealing

Do they know it’s all fake?

UFC is owned by TKO which also owns WWE. Vince McMahon is no longer a part of any of those companies btw.

Their brains never developed past age 12. Why does a suit & tie FBI agent need hand-to-hand combat? They need to be investigating all the grift & white-collar corruption rhat that is robbing us, not brawling in the street with petty criminals.

First day of training...

#Violence

UFC will be getting all that tax money to train them smh @cnn.com @skynewsrss.bsky.social @aljazeera.com @nbcnews.com @cbsnews.com

That's kinda what happens when all branches of government are pretty much run by incel influencers

Of course not. Everyone is 12.

It’s also about the grift. Always the grift

Hand to hand contact? Everyday gets more and more absurd

OMFG Beyond parody…

are they not allowed to carry guns anymore or?

Do they realize the UFC don't fight. The fighters who make up the UFC do.

Maybe they should train ICE in primary pupils schools?

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So now our tax dollars are propping up the UFC?

Fucking fourth grade fantasy shit! When the hell is an agent group going to open their fucking mouths and say “NO”? Are there only cowards in the ranks???

on top of everything else, the ufc is a sports entertainment and media company, it doesn't own and operate like, training schools, much less ones that can absorb 10,000+ new students. it'd need to actually contract these services out. so why a sole source?!?!

Damn, that’s one expensive taxpayer handout to friends of the President.

This timeline is getting more and more stupid every single day

Annnnddd the stoopidity continues Then again

It gets worse by the day. We train fed agents at the newly formed Thug University

There goes the "no beardos no weirdos" clause.

BREAKING: Pete Hegseth announces the US Army seeks sole-source contract with HASBRO, "to teach our warfighters the KUNG FU GRIP"

Why am I seeing fascist Trump propaganda commercials on MS Now? Isn’t this a tad hypocritical??

Hilarious. There are hand to hand experts in every branch of the military. FBI agents already get hand to hand training

More grifting of taxpayer dollars

Hmmm, smells grifty with secretary of education’s ties to UCF?

They aren’t even hiding their corruption

I can see it now, FBI agents accidentally forget to read suspects their Miranda rights while locking in a rear-naked choke.

to the tune of.... youtu.be/bjnFXgdyyLw?...