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Ultimate TLDR

TL;DR

Definitely not reading that.

I'm rereading Canterbury Tales & that seems like a lot...

WOW... maniacally wordy today, Donnie ? I'm not reading all that bullshit. What you feel fits into 4 words or fewer...

The people that care can't read that. The people that do won't bother.

Back in my Facebook days, I would protest Trump sometimes in a paragraph or two, and his MAGA cronies would go-off calling my posts "delusional rants" and say, "No one cares!" I wonder what they're thinking now?

Not wasting my time reading drivel.

Holy moly he’s completely fkng lost it. Ain’t nobody reading all that lol 😂 #86/47

Lemme ‘splain. No … is too much… lemme sum up. Where’s Inigo Montoya when you need him?

i ain't reading all that i'm happy for u tho or sorry that happened

I’m not reading that. Fuck off

He acts like people are going to hurt their eyes reading this

Someone’s losing his 💩 Big time.

I could have said it less time, “Bill Maher is a POS”.

About Bill Maher? Like who gives a fuck about 2 old angry white assholes?

TLDC Too long:Didn't care

Wow. He’s becoming unhinged.

Right? Not at 11:40pm. Besides he didn't write that word salad.

If ever there was a time for TL;DR.

Not soon enough

Wasn’t Bull Maher defending his dinners with the demented and actually told the audiences he doesn’t care what they think when they booed, that he liked having dinner with Trump?

I'm really not into fingernails on the chalkboard, you,

Mindless screed

When ChatGPT generates your rants for you

Hard to read: is it the Unabomber’s manifesto? If it isn’t, is it more coherent?

He doesn’t once thank his parents .

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TLDR: we have a lunatic president.

No drumof pissed at low iq bill Maher; in a nutshell.

⬇️

Now how is he allowed so many words in his post? 👀

Natalie: SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP.

So many words. Thanks Natalie

I’ll take Things he didn’t write, for $1,000 Alex.

I'm not reading all that.

Blah blah, blah blah, blah blah blah....

OMFG!! Clearly someone else wrote this screed, he doesn’t have the patience, agility or ability to do a lengthy post. 🙄

Lorem ipsum for the dummies.

Insane shit. Poor Natalie Harp having to type this shit while listening to the great man.

Diarrhea tweeting turned industrial sized-ketchup!! 🤦😵‍💫🍅

Someone's feeling manic tonight...

Natalie, Jesus whose going to read all this shit?

What's the bet he had to take a nap during that tirade typing.... 🤔

The man simply isn’t well!!!

OM..f^cking..G

Someone should do a welfare check on whoever his ghost-truther was. This thing reads like a section of The Sound and the Fury.

He's going to give Natalie carpal tunnel.

Hahahahaha Someone’s gotten a little visit from Dr Feelgood. It’s called the rush.

I ain’t reading all that.

Psychotic

I don't even want to read. 🙄

Say what you want about Bill Maher. That's the whole sentence, there's no "but..."

Nothing else to do, the country is just dandy

shorter: Blah blah blah burp.

Thanks Christ he took the time to post this, I feel my grocery prices tumbling!

You lost me at Let’s 🤦‍♀️Ain’t nobody got time for all that shit ‼️

Natalie’s fingers must have been tired

ChatGTP was like, "What the fuck?"

a short ai summary would be less painful to read.

Those TWO dinners that Maher had at the WH ... they were TAX-PAYER FUNDED ! He's a ... a ... a ... SOOO ... SOCIALIST !!

💯 "NO ONE CARES and your Trumpanzees can’t read." Hell, even 🍊 can't read, much less comprehend ! But Nat has to earn her keep *somehow* !

Bill read every word.

Comprehension begins and ends with Trump doesn’t lie.

🤣🤪🤪🤪🤪 in 0.05 point font to boot! He’s unwell.

Seductive white house

TLDR

He didn't write that...Either his bald Goebbles or First Lady Natalie wrote this

That’s a lot of words! 🙄

The meltdown is about liw iq bill Maher and his low iq show. Drumof is pissed off at bill Maher so iff on his hurt fee fees rants. That is it. I enlarged and skimmed it. Could not read all if it nor would I.

Run that through chat and give me the summary

no one got time for that

 What is this manifesto? 😂

Is that one sentence in each paragraph? 😏

Cliff notes version: wah wah wah. No one likes me but other people say they do like me wah wah

The human BINKY was quite busy tonight. I hope Bill his dinner at the Whitehouse he just had, because that may be the last one he gets.

And they said a woman would be too emotional. When is the fat fuck gonna die?

White House is seductive?

Wut?!!!

I read enough to appreciate that his supporters, if they could read, would be bored more quickly than the rest of society... because the rest of us actually enjoy Maher getting dissed at the point.

POS Trump wished he had written this gobbledegook about ratings, CNN, Chuck Labelle, etc 🤪

I love when they turn on each other.

No. Dribble cause drumof is mad at bill Maher.

My stars, the bleating is so annoying. The Peril is meant to be exhibiting success, not pleading for every crumb of recognition. A weak and failing narcissist/sociopath/or just a plain low-life predator and thief - with a HUGE protection network.

Hey. She literally spent all day composing this in her Notes app. It was a lot of work to waste all her fucking time on this drivel absolutely no one will read because it's all horse shit and the entire world knows it. Okay?

This bullshit has more words than he’s ever read.

Wow, how long will the Brazil/Serbia post be?

Looks like Bill Maher ignored the deal he struck over dinner to flatter the monarch and not criticize him or his policies.

Yeah, I’m not devoting my time to reading the ramblings of an insane old man.

May he drop dead tonight!

I wonder how many naps (sorry...long blinks) the POS took while this was being written.

Now that I think of it: not even CERN could measure his concentration span.

🤣🤣😂🤣

😂

🤣🤣🤣👍💙💙

I think it’s a stunt to help Maher. He made shorter but similar statement the last time they had dinner.

Holy shit. I’m out of breath just looking at that post. He’s on a roll tonight. Oh good. I’m waiting for his head to explode at the same time his diaper does. 🔥

Too Long Didn’t Read Don’t Care

Holy crap! Is this a record?

Natalie really showing off her typing skills. At least a couple diaper changes worth of word salad here.

TLDR and TSCR

Natalie taught him how to use Siri

😂😂

Fuck, I can't read that small shit either, lol, damn Hoodlums

JFK, I’m not reading all that 💩 What’s it say Hoodlum?? 😂😂