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That's quite an unscheduled disassembly !! Congrats

Oops

Thoughts & prayers

That’s the only explanation. DEI liberals snuck a woke rocket in and took his for their underground baby-eating cabal.

And SpaceX has had Elon’s full attention for several weeks, none of those DOGE distractions. You can really tell the difference when Elon’s in charge.

Shameful waste of taxpayer subsidies.

Stay away, due to carcinogenic residual stuff.

Marvins aim is definitely improving🤪

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...and the US Defense Department increasing relies on this? Catastrophe - high probability.

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😆 😂 😆

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More or less the same actinide DOGE is having toward the Administration

A great metaphor for the current administration.

Maybe it was just trying to escape Elon Musk’s unwanted advances.

As "anomalies" go, an enormous explosion is pretty "major". For Elon to even permit use of the term "major" means that it was horrendous.

That was what they call a rapid unscheduled disassembly.

Like everything Elon touches.

What a metaphor.

How much are we paying the idiot to develop these exploding rockets?

I guess.

It was a partial success said SpaceX employees. #boycotttesla

And in some cases, indigenous people.

Hope no lives were lost. Good month for the South African wanker. 😁

Taxpayers should NOT be funding ANY appropriation tied to traitorous, anti-American Bigot Elon Musk!

Elon doesn't seem to have much luck these days

A lot of people are saying Trump had something to do with this.

God's judgment for being an antichrist and supporter of Donald Trump policy's

At this point Elon needs to abandon this design and start fresh

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They lacked the illegal aliens to tighten all the bolts because ICE took them and sent them to El Salvador.

"No hazards to residents". So we should believe a company led by Elon Musk just because they said so? What? Is there going to be any analysis of this claim? Of course not. Our radical right wing billionaire owned media will accept this BS "no hazards" claim and move on nothing to see here.

What's the environmental impact - short and long term - when one of these rockets explodes? I'm going to assume...not good?

How do you KNOW that all residents are safe? Did you consult sources other than the company whose rocket just blew up - again?

Hahajahaha

Not according to Starbase but don’t go near it, jic 🤬 "There are no hazards to residents in surrounding communities, and we ask that individuals do not attempt to approach the area."

Tragic

Did you hear that, residents? SpaceX says there was no hazard to you. Maybe a journalism org should verify that?

Waste of money aside, I love watching Elon’s stuff blow up.

This is kind of a more direct attempt at global warming.

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Let’s give it 12 more explosions.

Elon Musk should have been on board. #TeslaTakedown #ElonaMuskDown

Oh, great. More federal money down to the he drain.

Wth??

Delicious

A visual representation of the Tesla roadmap. I am sure the DOGE'd FAA is okay with this thing flying again next week.

His „Full Self Driving“ is a failure so he moved on to release the „Full Self Exploding“

I know it's not nice but I cannot prevent myself to feel some satisfaction when I see that.

I'm guessing a “major anomaly” is worse than a “rapid unscheduled disassembly,” but neither sounds great, TBH

Concerning

In other news, SpaceX's bomb testing is going fairly well.

Great news & so glad it happened in Texass!

His face when he books a one way ticket to Mars on SpaceX .......... #MuskTicketForOne

at what point in the "move fast, break things" philosophy do they start learning?

Sad!

Rapid prototyping meets complexity.

I know I should feel bad, but every failure that ass suffers gives me hope.

Another rapid unscheduled disassembly....

Welcome to "Gaticanot" !

Awww😇

OK, this has got to stop. The waste and the environmental impact are very bad.

Seems on brand 🤔 WHY are we allowing Elon to have so much freakin’ power?

Sabotage

Elon won't be happy until he kills a bunch of Texans. They won't take kindly to that...

When are the deluded magats going to wake up and realize family money does not equal intelligence. Colonize Mars is going to be our only option after Felon is done with his little projects on our truly precious Earth.

How many of my tax dollars just went up in flames there ?

A perfect metaphor for the disgraced mentally addled South African nazi piggybacking inept meddler.

I’m glad no one was hurt!

Oops.

Elon should ride the next one to prove its safe

I celebrate now 😎

Saying exactly what they mean, for once.

Is that “anomaly” a euphemism for something?

No pushback on hazards to the public or environment. Just mindlessly quoting the company line for them.

The Ketamine Express just went up in flames.

How many's that? 🤔

An unanticipated rapid disassembly.

Elon Musk-led. Love it. Elon’s complete incompetence is everywhere.

Reminds me of the flight I was on yesterday where one of the airplane's lavatories was closed "due to environmental concerns".

Does he have clearance for bomb tests?

"Space X said the rocket experienced a major anomaly." Really? They also experienced a major understatement.

This hurt Elmo’s feelings…

A reminder: SpaceX uses LNG (liquefied methane) for their rocket fuel. LNG is dangerous stuff.

Time to shut down this fraud and abuse.

This is sad. Tesla and SpaceX were two American companies that were at the top of their game. It's sad that the executives of the companies were not up to the task of maintaining them during Elon's meltdown. Perhaps Elon surrounds himself with sycophantic supervisors the same way Trump does

Would you strap yourself into one of these things?

I want to know who is insuring these catastrophic failures? Or is it once again the increasingly poor tax paying citizens of the USA?

His space dildos don’t seem to work all that well.

At least they know what DOESN'T work. (That's how Elon looks at it.)

Oh yeah, he’s a genius all right

Anomaly? Are you guys printing Opposite Day stuff

A very good depiction of what the USA has become under Trump and Musk. All goes up in flames.

So, how much did that just cost?

A Big Beautiful Boom!!

That one explosion represents 7 years of Medicaid the motherfuckers wants cut.

Very efficient. Was that 4, 5, or 6+ billion dollar wasted?

SpaceX Starship = tannerite for the ultra-wealthy. #Waste #Fraud #Abuse

I now know why he never self tests his own creations!

Elon: Wait, I didn’t say lift off!

How many US taxpayer‘s dollars just blew up? For wet dreams of a megalomaniacal multi-billionnaire.

Again? 🙄 The government should really shut down these dangerous idiots

I love this for Elon

I'm just curious - how much of this is Elon reinventing what NASA already did?

No shit

Unscheduled disassembly?

Not colonizing Mars anytime soon! Hopefully the crew don't drive CyberChunks 😭

It’s okay. It only cost taxpayers about $22B. No waste, fraud or abuse here.