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I’m getting whiplash.

This crisis is increasingly a global problem not just a US one. That’s likely Trump’s gambit now. The rest of the world will have to get involved to save themselves and fix a problem Trump created. @whitehouse-47.bsky.social @markhertling.bsky.social @chrislhayes.bsky.social

Was expected : TACO Trump

Bibi and the Don have a lot in common- need to stay in power indefinitely, do what is needed in the short term (common son-in-law: adopted son); whether any of this is good for US or Israel in the long term is not terribly important for either.

This is what happens when you give a total idiot way too much power.

24/7 disgrace of a man and coward that is abusing our military to hide his crimes

Only fools and horses in this case refers to a fool who is advised by people who literally are less intelligent than horses. And he doesn't work in any case.

I'm confused. Trump usually 'sets aside' his imaginary plans to bomb the shit out of Iran on a Friday, so he can profit off his insider trading. Why is he doing it on a Saturday?

Breaking News: President Trump is a child.

* The Trump Connection: Because Donald Trump brokered the Abraham Accords & heavily favored Israeli interests (such as moving the U.S. Embassy to Jerusalem), Trump as the Antichrist points to his unique relationship with Israel as "evidence" of the prophesied peace-broker persona. *

He’s pretty confident to be out in the wind without his hat on. Is he gluing his hair down now?

Trump is a MORON

But really, what does Maureen have to say?

He doesn't have any idea what he does or doesn't plan to do. He throws out random thoughts and the media reports it like he has an actual coherent plan. He has nothing, he's not capable of coming up with one or even recognizing a good one.. stop with the nonsense..

When has he ever listened to advisors? I bet there's a Polymarket wager involved!

Until weekend is over..

A Big man,tears in his eyes Came up to me He said Sir Sir We have run out of bombs I said I had no you spelt bomb with 2 'b's

Oh, that makes everything all better?

Well yeah, the market opens back up Monday. Time to declare that “War is over”

Breaking: Just released CAT scan of FOTUS's brain.

IT MUST BE MONDAY MORNING

Why is this "breaking news"? He attacks, he doesn't attack, he changes his mind, whatever. There is no rhyme or reason to what he does?

anytime rates and oil go up he TACOs

Stay tuned for tonight’s update. Every f’ing day careening from one bumper to another. a. B not a. C not b. A again. d not a. B again. Not b now. e instead of b. f now. A again, this time instead of f.

Is this news? He could see a fly and change his mind. Best not to report on Trump’s “plans”.

Diaper Donny don’t know if he’s coming or going.

A stupid idea! No, no, NO! 😡

Soooo … what are we going to do? Just keep aimlessly drifting?

Market Manipulation Monday activated!!

Damn, don't toy with our emotions like that. I got really excited for a second.

The one feeble brain cell in his head told him he’s out of his depth. Again.

Because the stock market was way down on Friday.

Up, down, all around. Just in time to calm the markets for tomorrow until the next bout of chaos and insanity.

Is it TACO Tuesday already?

Well I'm sure the Iranians will cave now.

Looks as if it's going to be the slow slink-away ... typical of what bullies do when they get beat.

If the Clintons had backed out and didn't testify, Trump would not have received serious calls for him testify Those Iran 'negotiations' would've just faded away with no war needed by him to change the subject Trump took us to war because the Clintons kept their word -and put him on the spot.

Plan? Are you fucking kidding me? 18 months into shit show number 2 and you’re still acting like this is all perfectly normal.

Going to start calling him Waffle Head!

It's a wonder he can even get out of bed each day! What is it going to take for the Repulicans in Congress to get this man out of office. He is turning America into a disrespected and laughed at country. And, they will all lose in the next election. Better find a new job boys and girls!

Trump TACOs... and it's not even Tuesday!

It’s not even Tuesday! 🌮

But of course...the markets set the timetable for his war "strategy."

His ego won’t let this end anytime soon, unfortunately.

The draft dodger has spent $4.8 billion on Patriot missiles alone and billions more on other ordnance, aircraft and Navy deployments. All so he can cosplay as a leader. Meanwhile, the U.S. has a degraded military, we're paying more for everything, and higher taxes are in the future. What a fiasco.

Maybe because the US aircraft carriers aren't operational ?

And it’s not even Tuesday 🤷‍♀️

Donald TACO TACO TACO Trump

Manipulating markets much

Maybe somebody told this malignant narcissist who is now a deranged moron we have no more weapons no more munitions we've run out of everything.

Hard to believe. Thought he was a solo freak.

This isn't breaking news.

TACO

Oh, look at that, the market is back up on Monday with news of de-escalation. 😬

He’s insane.

Loony

It's not Sunday night before the futures market opens.. what???

🌮TACO Tuesday comes at ya fast and furious these days🌮

When you associate his actions to the impact they have on the lives of Americans, it makes no sense. When you apply it to how he is using the office to enrich himself, his family, and those that are keeping him in power, it's damn near genius. What do you think his actual intent ever was?

The majority of congress is up his ass.

You’d think that the markets would’ve started to recognize a pattern here.

But we’re three days away from Tuesday. ???

How does the Times report this crap with a straight face?

Oh wow just in time for the markets again

I guess so..This is what happens when you run out of ammunition...

TACO

TACO, TACO, TACO . . .

He's a TACO 😆 🤣

Putin must have called him

Always on a weekend.

Oh bless your heart. He is clueless and couldn't care less. It's not his kids going over there. He doesn't give AF how much it costs.

Makes sense, you wait until late on a Friday of a long weekend (after market close) to send the ground troops in.

TACO

Yes, I imagine one is much less inclined to worry about one's perceived masculinity when one's testicles are being squoze.

As usual, you complicit assholes just treat all of this like it’s normal.

The boy who cried wolf with a side of market manipulation.

Lucy yoinks, at least for now, football away from Charlie Brown

He could just admit defeat Because we lost We lost, we keep losing and his idiocy is just making life more expensive and complicated for basically everyone on earth except for his sycophants BTW investigative journalism? Do we have #proofoflife for #MitchMcConnell yet? No? Gunna do anything?

There are Americans in war zone that Treasonous traitor trump created. This is how your presenting the news? Demented delusional war monger attacks another country to save his pedophile past documents from being release.

When is tRump setting aside his dismal presidency with the rotten ratings? Cancel that show!

Translation: “Putin called.”

Of course he is

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'TACO' would've saved some ink

You’re a fucking disgrace. Hold him to account.

Sure thing, you dog waggers

👀👆

🎯🎯🎯

TACO on a Saturday!

Kind of misplaced concerns by the Trump administration. They're more worried about a drain on armaments than trying to negotiate a peace agreement. Still no exit strategy.

Stocks

Now he will go ahead and deplete more of the stockpile of missiles because he will pissed at NYT.

Bring our troops home morons. Does your children have to perish before you actually care? These were someone’s families and you give them lip service. None should have died in this illegal war. BRING OUR TROOPS HOME BEFORE THEY STARVE TO DEATH OR ARE KILLED FOR NOTHING.

Taco

Of course. The markets opened soon after that.

Cite your sources please.

Netanyahu heading to the US to pump up his man soon

Mark Levin show tomorrow night.

Wait … had the TACO truck ever actually left the parking lot?

In other words, Trump lacks a definitive plan to end the war and has no coherent foreign policy. He is waiting for his next whim to strike.