Sean T. Collins@seantcollins.com12 July 2025i checked his page and the day after posting this one he changed the text to read DAY 28 OF WIFE BEING AWAY (she gets back on 8/15 apparently). Gotta say, pretty bad word choice up until that point imo3156
Patrick Monahan@pattymo.comYes lol I didn’t want to spoil the reveal in the video but I clocked this as well12/7/25, 2:14 pm·0 reposts·30 likes
Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt@ugarles.bsky.social12 July 2025still sounds like grounds for a gone girl investigation12
Ghoul Hand Fluke@cthulhandluke.bsky.social12 July 2025Gotta imagine he was like “this will be so funny” and immediately got a “what the fuck are you saying” text from his wife
Jean Genet Ramsay@barfsville.bsky.social12 July 2025Glad this guy is still married but man the original text is so much funnier1
Sean T. Collins@seantcollins.com12 July 2025Going to KILL MYSELF today (he's holding all three LOTR Extended Edition blu-rays)20
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