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He worded it as if his wife divorced him but she's just away on business or whatever until mid August and he's vlogging how he's keeping himself busy.

Did you see the one where he finds five pairs of Lululemon shorts at the thrift store? I was so psyched for him

⬇️ Sure! Press here to download it!

That is a work of art

Do you Bruh! 50yrs from now, none of this stupid shit & assholes will matter to us anymore anyways?!

Limit break: "SHE TOOK THE KIDS!!"

That was a journey

still sounds like grounds for a gone girl investigation

Gotta imagine he was like “this will be so funny” and immediately got a “what the fuck are you saying” text from his wife

Glad this guy is still married but man the original text is so much funnier

Going to KILL MYSELF today (he's holding all three LOTR Extended Edition blu-rays)

I mean if a vacation is now a “micro-retirement” then maybe we should rebrand “spouse out of town” as “micro-divorce”

The payoff on this didn’t need to be so good but it’s SO good.

His aura is off the charts.

Okay this dude rocks actually lmfao