Were-Gumby

Were-Gumby

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ENTERPRISE MEAL LOG: LIEUTENANT CORVIN: STARDATE 5206.3 ‐ POTATO WITH BUTTER STARDATE 5206.4 - MASHED POTATO STARDATE 5206.5 - BAKED POTATO STARDATE 5206.6 - MASHED POTATO STARDATE 5206.7 - POMMES DAUPHINE STARDATE 5206.8 - MASHED POTATO

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can we pork barrel extra sports adjudications into the Manchester City punishment? e.g. from now on we consider Matt Kemp to be the rightful 2011 NL MVP

Who the fuck is this inbred nazi gremlin

The Bulwark@thebulwark.com

Rally speaker: "Mike Rogers is an American. Abdul has a birth certificate. The birth certificate says he's a citizen of America. You know what? a birth certificate doesn't make you an American."

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The newspaper went out and asked Brewers fans how many beers you should drink during the game and the non-joke answers are… revealing

BK?@whitesox.bsky.social

It’s cool everyone is getting so hyped for the big sporting event kicking off tonight. A colossal clash between two teams hungry for the W and to raise that trophy.