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Sounds like there was some serious brain damage

Mental illness

It's a challenge to decide which of these two is more cringeworthy.

you weren’t in a coma dawg you had a wet dream

Could only invent him to be 5’11”/6’ though

The Lyin' of Judah

😭lol U beat me to it..

"and if you don't get right with He-Man Jesus™, he will kick your unsaved ass from here to Eternity..."

Wondering (for no reason at all) whatever happened to kyle rittenhouse

They worship Jesus' death.

Its so embarrassing that this man is giving a platform Baptist preachers are having to do videos easily proving this dweeb has a different story every interview youtu.be/Lis29RwVCCs?...

An 18-day coma, you say? Sure, I'll add you to my list of reliable witnesses.

so he rode an electric skateboard with no helmet, smushed his melon, went to hell, met burning fire "jesus" and couldn't stop staring at the guy's testosteriffic "mustang"

Jesus was 5’11”? He must have grown a few since I saw him - he was 5’4” at best

Fox aka the National Enquirer.

Fox News is one of the last remaining mental health facilities

hmm ... this guy going to hell i think

And yet Fox News falls for it every time.

Jesus Christ is a woman and she is ... my wife. How has my life been different ? Every single person I meet, I tell them that my wife makes me scream .... "Jesus Christ i'm coming.... she is a mustang, she is a lioness, talk about estrogen"

My conclusion, after considering his account of his vision, is that Jesus is 5’11.5”.

Gee, that sounds more like Satan than Jesus.

White Jesus is always sporty

This boy has some very serious issues. Like lying to make money. Jesus would not approve. But Fox sells it.

I mean, talk about testosterone...

Well, kiss my grits!

That dude looks like he has hayfever. Which isn't a great look if you don't have it.

Why is the cult now so obsessed with testosterone?

Did he say he was hung like a mustang?

Tall, but not too tall 😅

Ummm, I don't think he's got his scriptures correct.....js "Discipline yourselves, keep alert. Like a roaring lion your adversary the devil prowls around, looking for someone to devour." 1 Peter 5:8

WHACKO !

This entire clip makes me legitimately uncomfortable. Like this is strangely erotic and I don't want to hear about this weird dudes Jesus-horse themed sex dream.