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See if you can get poison control centers before I can get there. LOL

don't worry. if you start hearing voices whispering 'seamless', 'intuitive', and 'magical', that's just your system update in progress

Johnny was a chemist’s son, But now he is no more. What Johnny thought was H2O, Was H2SO4. Poetry is a beautiful art form.

@bastiui.bsky.social

No, just crystalizing your clarity.

Aloomeenium

smoke some cigarettes, the smoke will suffocate the user experience in your stomach and you’ll be fine

Call this guy?

Inject Linux into your veins.

Ai chat bot said it's ok to drink liquid glass, as long as you don't piss out glass bottles.

Dad fix this social media, I don’t wanna have inflation on my tl

You should eat an apple

Vomit it out, and it will still be better than Liquid Glass. 😜

Toggle that flag and you’ll feel a bit better

Just roll back the changes, you have version control right?

No you're fine, an Apple a day

😆

You’re evolving

You what now?

Call the good, not at all evil, folks over Googles. They will shove a sticky ad down your throat to syphon all your data....sorry, liquid glass.

Narrator's voice: "and in that moment, Paul achieved illumination"

Good crunch? Tasty texture?

Eat some materials.

The Microsoft Silverline sorce code was linked to a LLM depository and became self aware at 33:34 GMT...

Something something new metamaterial!

Only 300 likes for this ? Slow night