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The Spanner of my heart is ripgrep and some Dragonfly wildness or some such. Then many many many projected views. github.com/dragonflyoss...

reference: arxiv.org/abs/2106.04703

@cleibs.bsky.social sabe qual o último?

Oracle doesn't have customers, they have hostages.

* What if we burn 91 TWh a year endlessly playing "Guess The Magic Number!" with cryptography algos to process four to seven write-only transactions per second to record on a fully-public-readable database which user has paid for heroin on the dark web?

but mongodb is web scale, paul

Excel spreadsheet that we’ve written some crappy macros for but still holds a worrying amount of data

tag yourself, I’m this would be so cool if it worked at scale!

From me too Frazee 👋🏻

DNS

There's data in it, and it's base (derogatory), but it's not a database

Excelsiord

Perfect! I can creat yet another PowerBI report that my executives will love and not look at even once.

Data should be the Base of all decisions.

I feel like Excel should at least get the database fancy file format lifetime award, which will be accepted on its behalf by CSV, because Excel thinks itself too cool to come out of the clouds to attend the ceremony.

Also consider: - not so fancy files

That’s Excel