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@jfoy.bsky.social
Also @jfoy@mastodon.social. He/him, cishet xennial nerd in urban Cascadia. Astra mortemque superare gradatim.
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WHY NOT
Because there's not enough going on: Vancouver Coastal Health warns that rabies has been confirmed in Downtown Vancouver. Anyone who may have come in contact w/ "abnormally behaving skunk" downtown, West End or in Stanley Park (map) Sept 22-Oct 17 should call VCH public health ASAP: 604-675-3900
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This is stochastic terrorism, and when we have a functioning Justice Department again with a civil rights division, will be grounds for prosecution for hate crimes. Please do what you have to do in order to survive to see that day.
New: OutYouth, an LGBTQ+ youth program in Austin, says it's briefly closing for safety reasons because it was mentioned in the fake trans resource guide pamphlets that went out this week across Texas - www.chron.com/culture/arti...
We would just waste all of it on "housing" and "food" and "healthcare" and "science" and "arts"
Always be suspicious* of anyone claiming that it's actually GOOD for you that they have nearly all the wealth and power. *"be suspicious" here means "tax the fuck out of them and throw moldy lemons at their head."
Today I learned. cooklang.org
My next trick is to run this through an analyzer backed by Mistral and convert them all to Cooklang. If a general-purpose model built by the French can't handle recipes, we're all in trouble.
This sentence no wolf.
Above an impossible knot, a sword hangs from a thread. The thread trails through a china shop at the center of which a bull watches a bear open Door #2, revealing a fox. Behind the other two doors are a chicken and corn. The bull must decide whether to switch its choice to Door #3. Read the thread.
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Winter is coming and Collapse OS aims to soften the blow. It is a Forth operating system with tools and documentation intended to preserve the ability to program microcontrollers through civilizational collapse. This project is as self-contained as possible … https://collapseos.org
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New working paper: the Norwegian wealth tax was a huge success. The "exodus" of wealthy people never happened (less than 100 individuals left). Tax revenue increased by 71.5%. No changes in business activity or investment. www.nber.org/papers/w35854
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Hey. The fragmentation of the social media landscape has been hard on indie #scicomm 🧪 projects So if you'd like to follow a podcast that's enthusiastic about #linguistics, could you check out @lingthusiasm.com? And if you think your followers might like to, could you give this a repost?
I just backed @lightspeedmagazine.com's LIGHTSPEED & NIGHTMARE on Kickstarter. Please consider doing the same! www.kickstarter.com/projects/lig...
I wasn't expecting anything this administration did to make me feel more solidarity with TSA employees, of all people
Not just an asshole move and a violation. It also cannot possibly accomplish its supposed goal of making passengers feel more welcome at the airport, because the TSA agents will be more tired and cranky.
Aside from the *clearly factually incorrect* premise that it's been 25 years since Fellowship released, this is an awesome crossing of the streams. youtu.be/cIw6vpfDIus
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Replying to @brianwilcox.bsky.social
Or a children's baseball team. I mean, don't get me wrong: they're still weird Midwestern cultists worshipping a pagan elder god they sacrificed their parents to. But they really like baseball. Have uniforms and everything. Caleb could get a scholarship if he didn't keep killing recruiters.
Quick, what's a pirate's favorite statistics programming language?
"I jailbroke my old Samsung S2 and installed kTorrent on it. Now, when it detects an open wifi node it randomizes its MAC address, connects to the node and starts downloading movies and porn until the battery dies." Happy #TalkLikeAPirateDay
One striking thing about negotiating middle age is how young we lose friends, colleagues, and influences that have shaped us. (I didn't know Friedman but I do know her work.)
Friedman was in her early 20s when she landed her first position as an editorial assistant at NPR. She became an editor and reporter, and a co-creator of the annual Books We Love reading guide. n.pr/4yavrvC
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Big news! I'm speaking at the TED2027 conference in San Diego, March 1-4! #TED buff.ly/KKOJBlg
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Someone should really, really adopt Cid. This cat is the kind of cat who will take your love and return it tenfold. I don’t have enough words for him— kind, curious, charming, full of personality & presence. This is the kind of cat who will be someone’s soul cat. Elkton, MD. Apply: bit.ly/4cOmi21
Cid’s a man who is quickly mastering the art of being extremely sweet and affection-seeking, with a rumbly purr and biscuits ready to go. He is turning that feral card and is so ready to be out of my office and into a forever home. He was social with some cats at the colony, but slow intros please.