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o'lantern

@jfoy.bsky.social

Also @jfoy@mastodon.social. He/him, cishet xennial nerd in urban Cascadia. Astra mortemque superare gradatim.

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WHY NOT

Andrea Woo@andreawoo.bsky.social

Because there's not enough going on: Vancouver Coastal Health warns that rabies has been confirmed in Downtown Vancouver. Anyone who may have come in contact w/ "abnormally behaving skunk" downtown, West End or in Stanley Park (map) Sept 22-Oct 17 should call VCH public health ASAP: 604-675-3900

This is stochastic terrorism, and when we have a functioning Justice Department again with a civil rights division, will be grounds for prosecution for hate crimes. Please do what you have to do in order to survive to see that day.

gwen howerton@kissphoria.bsky.social

New: OutYouth, an LGBTQ+ youth program in Austin, says it's briefly closing for safety reasons because it was mentioned in the fake trans resource guide pamphlets that went out this week across Texas - www.chron.com/culture/arti...

We would just waste all of it on "housing" and "food" and "healthcare" and "science" and "arts"

Ann Leckie@annleckie.com

Always be suspicious* of anyone claiming that it's actually GOOD for you that they have nearly all the wealth and power. *"be suspicious" here means "tax the fuck out of them and throw moldy lemons at their head."

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ponder@ponder.ooo

verifying identity claims of websites and such involves secret numbers that are supposed to be hard to guess. one of those numbers turned out to be 4

o'lantern@jfoy.bsky.social

Hey #Seattle and WA voters! YES on Seattle Prop 1 to fund and expand transit! NO on IL26-001 to protect ALL students! NO on IL26-638 to protect ALL girls in sports, cis and trans! NO on IP26-645 to keep the millionaires tax!

This sentence no wolf.

St. Chris@stchris.bsky.social

Above an impossible knot, a sword hangs from a thread. The thread trails through a china shop at the center of which a bull watches a bear open Door #2, revealing a fox. Behind the other two doors are a chicken and corn. The bull must decide whether to switch its choice to Door #3. Read the thread.

Hey #Seattle and WA voters! YES on Seattle Prop 1 to fund and expand transit! NO on IL26-001 to protect ALL students! NO on IL26-638 to protect ALL girls in sports, cis and trans! NO on IP26-645 to keep the millionaires tax!

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Winter is coming and Collapse OS aims to soften the blow. It is a Forth operating system with tools and documentation intended to preserve the ability to program microcontrollers through civilizational collapse. This project is as self-contained as possible … https://collapseos.org

if ghosts existed, the shade of Iain M. Banks would have made him into furniture

Kevin Riggle@kevinr.free-dissociation.com

But Elon Musk likes a lot of books that I also like too (or at least he keeps using names from them)

Recovering from an upper respiratory infection: The Creature From My Sinuses has mostly been evicted, and now my voice sounds a bit like if Leonard Cohen had played the Cryptkeeper

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Hey. The fragmentation of the social media landscape has been hard on indie #scicomm 🧪 projects So if you'd like to follow a podcast that's enthusiastic about #linguistics, could you check out @lingthusiasm.com? And if you think your followers might like to, could you give this a repost?

I wasn't expecting anything this administration did to make me feel more solidarity with TSA employees, of all people

Kate Schaefer@kateschaefer.bsky.social

Not just an asshole move and a violation. It also cannot possibly accomplish its supposed goal of making passengers feel more welcome at the airport, because the TSA agents will be more tired and cranky.

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It's hardcover publication day for A Theology of Particularity! To celebrate, here is the discount flyer again. #theology #literature

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Or a children's baseball team. I mean, don't get me wrong: they're still weird Midwestern cultists worshipping a pagan elder god they sacrificed their parents to. But they really like baseball. Have uniforms and everything. Caleb could get a scholarship if he didn't keep killing recruiters.

Quick, what's a pirate's favorite statistics programming language?

Elf M. Sternberg@elfsternberg.bsky.social

"I jailbroke my old Samsung S2 and installed kTorrent on it. Now, when it detects an open wifi node it randomizes its MAC address, connects to the node and starts downloading movies and porn until the battery dies." Happy #TalkLikeAPirateDay

At the moment I am lease-constrained, but in the past we renegotiated these absolute limits to, say, the number of thumbs in the household.

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One striking thing about negotiating middle age is how young we lose friends, colleagues, and influences that have shaped us. (I didn't know Friedman but I do know her work.)

NPR@npr.org

Friedman was in her early 20s when she landed her first position as an editorial assistant at NPR. She became an editor and reporter, and a co-creator of the annual Books We Love reading guide. n.pr/4yavrvC

Things I was frightened of as a small child: - The very, very tall escalators to the deep Metro stations in downtown DC - The friars at the local Franciscan monastery (I somehow thought they made you one of them?!) - The Wumpus

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Someone should really, really adopt Cid. This cat is the kind of cat who will take your love and return it tenfold. I don’t have enough words for him— kind, curious, charming, full of personality & presence. This is the kind of cat who will be someone’s soul cat. Elkton, MD. Apply: bit.ly/4cOmi21

Cid’s a man who is quickly mastering the art of being extremely sweet and affection-seeking, with a rumbly purr and biscuits ready to go. He is turning that feral card and is so ready to be out of my office and into a forever home. He was social with some cats at the colony, but slow intros please.