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In the future, you won't even need to cook food. You'll just ask the AI and it'll describe the food to you

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Can it make me a video of someone closing their eyes, and sharply turning their head to one side while they take a bite of it, as if it has broken their prior understanding of what flavour is? That’s all I want out of a recipe, really: short-form video.

what i want from ai: please just do my laundry for me and make me tasty snacks what im getting from ai: here’s some generated anime waifus that we think you might enjoy

the training corpus obviously didn’t include my anime waifu image stash because, nope, not yet

I should figure out a way for AI to generate money for me, say €5,000 a week, and I could just enjoy my life and make my dreams come true.

“Oh, my bad, good catch! You asked for tea, earl grey, hot and what I gave you was a description of sexually explicit act between a British peer and a 14 year old”