P(aul) Frazee@pfrazee.com20 MayExplain to me why airplane wifi is slower despite being closer to the cloud5287838
P(aul) Frazee@pfrazee.comPointing out the window and asking the attendant if that’s the one. THE cloud20/5/26, 5:34 pm·3 reposts·139 likes
threddy 🦖@threddyrex.org20 Mayclouds are decentralized; first you need to resolve your cloud handle to figure out which cloud your data is hosted on3
David Brooks@grandpadavid.bsky.social20 MayI'm sure the attendant was apologetic about spilling your Diet Coke all over you.1
Ciarán@ciaransaunders.bsky.social20 MayThe plane’s being a massive faraday cage, clearly weakening the signal. Massive design mistake, they should make planes out of carbon fibre going forward. What do you mean lighting and pressure is an issue up there…1
Christian Kündig@christian.kuendig.info20 MayThis is why we should have kept calling it Grid Computing!1
emily s.@emily.news20 Maywait, if you're on the plane... WHO IS WATCHING THE CAT bsky.app/profile/pfra...P(aul) Frazee@pfrazee.comGf going on work trips as if she expects me to raise this cat by myself??111
Jeff Bachtel@jeffbach.bsky.social20 Mayflight attendant taking advantage of nuclear block (yeeting you from plane)1
GreeeEEEEEeedo 🇺🇦 🦉🦉🦅🦅@natteringnaybob.bsky.social20 MayLooking out the plane window and seeing the webmaster2
Stephen Kiskamp@skiskamp.bsky.social20 MayHow to ensure you'll have a waiting reception on landing; a few men with a white coat for you! 😜1
Warr-wolf@warren.nyc20 MayIf you point out the other window, then you've looked at clouds from both sides now. I'm too late with this one, right?1