CuddlesTC

The only thing more terrifying than a malicious AI is an incompetent one.

Cat Horror. www.patreon.com/savagechicke...

The simulation has gone completely off the rails so if someone could get the controller out of the hands of the toddler on a sugar high that would be great.

Ack I never read the fine print…

cashier: can i take your order? me: [spent the entire time in line rehearsing for this moment] yes, one pleaseburger cheese :)

who could ever have seen any of this coming

Nasty bug

Discourage hungry zombies from attempting to eat your brain at Halloween by wearing a Donald Trump mask.

It’s important to stay postive— forevvvvver… Super secret bonus panel for all my spooky fans! social.tinyview.com/Dgll8CbKy7b

come here

AS IF I DIDN’T HAVE ENOUGH TO WORRY ABOUT

Both my wolves are door dashing some cheez-its right now

Autumn leaves 🍂

Once more we enter the season of bandwagon-jumping ads. 'You'll be TERRIFIED by how cheap these socks are!' 'These deals will to make you rouse the dead from their graves and tell them to buy a sofa!' 'Order pizza or we'll fucking kill you with an axe!'

I’m afraid the science is very much settled on all of this

Just to get rid of her

*2 seconds after taking my meds* oh shit did i take my meds 🤔

Don’t forget to stock up on sugary treats for Halloween. You’ll need something to eat while you hide in the dark, pretending to be out.

And then what happened? And then what?

her: do that thing I like me: buys cheese

Absolutely disgusting, but what can we expect from an adjudicated rapist and a congenital liar?

Seeing as the #bayeuxtapestry is in town, I'm revisiting this @privateeyenews.bsky.social #cartoon #military #history #design

Ancient

Just a reminder to all Reform UK members to put your clocks back to 1936 tonight.

The Tories claim to be more progressive than Labour by pointing to the fact they’ve had 4 female leaders and 2 non-white leaders, but what they don’t tell you is that each and everyone of them has been a Tory.

Bake 🍞 inktober day 24

read all your "jokes" about the clocks changing, that's an hour of my life I will get back

Glad we get an extra hour tonight because if anything we need more time to think about how horrible everything is.

said the president of the united states of bang bang bsky.app/profile/atru...

All the worms at the park start slithering towards me at the same time. I shake my head. They stop. I'm on a first date, and she's not ready to know about that part of my life yet.

When you spot your mate Matthew but he doesn’t hear you

Had this idea in lockdown, half-built it, forgot about it, remembered it again, though might as well finish it.

Don't let anyone tell you how to live your life.

"At last, we have created the War Dogs from Adrian Tchaikovsky's classic novel Don't Create The War Dogs"

raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens, bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens, brown paper packages tied up with strings, these are a few of my debilitating phobias

It’s the ciiiiiircle of liiiiiiife

She owns a £150m yacht. Her GQ mates include MPs, actors, writers and academics (and the swimming runner up sitting in the Lords) but yeah, they’re not elitist. bsky.app/profile/pink...