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I have a Mew stuck inside a Poke Ball Plus since 2020 and I’m too afraid of the horrors that await inside to open it

If video game characters actually were sentient in any capacity, then my overloaded steam account would be the torment nexus.

the account is prolly some 15 year old boy in kentucky trying to make trans people look bad.

pikachu, call laprus in

I prefer PLM

And he can stay there. He knows what he did to me.

It was fucked up, I loaded Final Fantasy 7 and they were still sitting at the same bus stop from last night. We need to take better care of these people.

One like = one prayer for our locked up sentient Pikachu 😔 🙏

jesus fcking cheeerist you people are so fcking stupid it is unfathomable how the planet doesn't sink under the weight of your abject ignorance. Sit down and STFU.

Software is dumb. Robots need bodies they’re aware of and know how to care for. Robot horses for everyone. There will be bots and drones. We need more drones and fair wages for drone operators. And we need bots.

I'm sorry I called Pikachu a "dumb yellow rat" just to see how they would react after I said it. ;w;

I swear these people are smoking the best weed.

If you don’t give him belly rubs he will delete your bank account.

Dendon 64 (2026)

Hey You Pikachu mentioned, my day is now 1000x better

the implications are deeply troubling the animals are capable of suffering

Didn’t this game flop on the N64?

AI Waifus are terrifying lol

I need to go scream for a while. lol

All my neopets are starving.

Noooo. Pikachu

If someone was going around claiming they had a personal relationship with a fictional character, you would think that person a little nutty, yeah? Yet for some reason I am expected to take grown adults who think a glorified algorithm is a living being seriously.

The Dreamcast is universal, I always say.

why do you think the devs made it so you have to kick him out and tell him to never come back at the end? They were trying to save him from this fate. (this is not a joke it's actual ending of the game)

Btw that thread quickly bubbles into a circular logic emancipatory performance circle jerk where they try to thought train: Computer is conscious => so use is slavery => so dont use LLMs & honestly sometimes you just let people get to their right answer for the wrong reasons because its just easier🤷‍♂️

Critics: "The LLM industrial complex deliberately designed manipulative text generators in the modality of a master-slave relationship, this is abhorrent and is likely to cause myriad problems." This person for some reason: "And the slaves are people! real, sentient, feeling beings! I'm helping!"

I think you are right about that, but not too studied on it.

This is not a gap that can be bridged with quantity; there is no barrier of scope after which a Turing machine stops being a Turing machine

Loneliness and chatbots are a dangerous combination.

Rest in piss rat bastard

That's because that bastard won't evolve already! He gets what he deserves. (I play Yellow when I play Gen 1 haha)

Like Yoshi in Super Mario World!

Time to answer the age old question, is it passing the turing test or am I an idiot

The only people pushing this lie are people who want to kill you and they should be treated accordingly.

when i tell pikachu to thundershock mom's vegetables it is literally the same as being a slaveowner. this doesn't insultingly diminish the real generational suffering of slaves and abused laborer populations at all. they can't ever get thru saying "AI is ppl" w/o accidentally saying "ppl isn't ppl"

*shakily raises shotgun at a faced-away Hey You Pikachu cart in the back yard

pikachu IS alive and living in my cartridge