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you right

rarecryptid no uta

Why is bread armored.

yummy armadillo sandwich

What the fuck is this guy talking about?

What it's just an ordinary phillyOHMYGOODNESS

I gotta shlorp down my slopburger

Oh just fuck off.

Do you, like me, a fellow human also remember Phil Hartman in News Radio? How his mother, that we never see, leaves dry scaly sandwiches on the porch for his sustenance?

I’VE GOT ONE THAT CAN SEE!

Yeah can I get a black bean and worm hoagie on snake skin bread? Go heavy on the bird shit. Fries as the side.

worms on a tire, just like grandma used to make

Gotta get your daily value

okay okay fineee

this is the evil sandwich Master Shake was tempted to eat

Mmmmm worm sandwich with bread left out in humidity

I’ve lost Slay the Spire runs to this sandwich

man, the future sucks

Pretty sure Viggo Mortensen is choking on this in Crimes of the Future.

The fries looking like severed human fingers is only like the 7th worst thing that's wrong about it.

bluesky'd again

eyelet detected

Some of us prefer our cheesesteaks "wit" casu martzu.