Baleful Warrior of Death Who Kills

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Coconut water bag of nuts

You have to be nice to me

"on an unrelated note" 🙅‍♀️ all phenomena are inextricably interdependent

See, this is how politics used to be, back in the good old days.

Faith leaders question fitness of non-thieves, non-killers, non-rapists for political office; “Does a timid sinner ever know the true depths God’s mercy?”

Someone on iNaturalist thinks this incredible moss-mimicking katydid I photographed in Ecuador is an undescribed species, no idea if that is true, but definitely possible, would be so cool if a taxonomist someday used these photos to describe a new species! www.inaturalist.org/observations...

Ultralisks are alien beasts

An idiot... who is useful? You are too kind, too kind... My only wish is to be of service, to someone, anyone...

Social media loves talking about how everything is getting worse. But what’s your name and phone number? Where are the least guarded points of entry into your home? Personally, I don't have any of that because I was born into and have always lived inside The Dark.

Probably the biggest change for the positive in the last few years is that I used to be outside your home, and now I am inside your home 🙂

I have to change my life. (attacks everyone in the saloon)

Whirling melee as a life changes forever

A guy on the edge of life ruining psychosis loves to tell you about chaos magic

You don’t see “The Science Behind” or “Science Explains How” headlines anymore. Mostly because the median voter is a chaos magician now

We don't have kids! Take the clown statue and get out of the house NOW!

The ant standing next to me… thats what the ants back home will never understand… thats it. Thats all it is…

We’d love to know how you’re enjoying your purchase… -The Customer Service Voyeur

These two guys are over seven feet tall and not related

Beaten to death at a gig in Chattanooga, TN bc I keep telling people to"hook'em 🤘"

Friday Night Shucking. Great Whites tonight. I'm a great white with the way that I am shucking these oysters! More to come.

Grimes and i are barely even acquaintnaces, we just happen to go to the same church that combines Roman Catholicism and Halo

No joke. I think this is the most important video I have ever seen about mobile games. This guy breaks down how this game psychologically profiles you, and makes the game harder or easier in order to show you ads

Ball 2. “You don’t know Ball.”

Miles Davis looks like Peter Weller

Statement of Randolph Carter

100s of blind and albino creatures await you in the tunnels beneath Pennsylvania!

Sure I get horny, I’m horny right now

My editor: How are those tales of Rhode Island coming? Me: (doesn’t know any Rhode Island tales) Uhhhhh…. One month later:

get the fuck out of here uryens you messy bitch

we'd be speaking welsh right now if it wasn't for that whore guenevere

perceval is about to go beast mode on these bitches

Laboratory of the Transforming Predator

You can have thai food anywhere in the world including Lawrence, Kansas.

Ive got some news for you pal: the world isn't as it seems.

My dad's the shogun so you have to be nice to me.

Showed this to the 59 year old front man im driving on tour and he said it was 6/10 so I jacknifed the trailer in Lawrence, Kansas at 84 mph on 70 eastbound and killed us all youtu.be/xPbbIc12Yc4?...

Well obviously

I can't Change Mind right now, there are enemies nearby