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Oof ...

Egypt bought him for only $10 million

on paper but becoming the DeFacto-President because of is priceless.

Oh that's... That's really annoying.

Yeah ruining twitter wasn't really a loss...

Can’t spell efficiency without corrupt. Seriously you can’t.

Musk gets no credit for thus. He's like Jed Clampett missing what he aimed at and striking oil.

True!!!

I wouldn’t be surprised if Trump just made the job to keep Elon occupied and is going to proceed to not listen to or take any suggestions from him, honestly.

The Power of Influence and Memes, yo.

Beautifully stated !

elon is so low resolution he probably did it just for the DOGE seal

Been sayin’ #leveragedsellout

Actually, it was buy the government for 119 million and get 44 billion back!

It was a BOGO sale, and we're just finding out now

130m is a steal. $3000/day, every day for a day or two shy of 10 full months is a million dollars. $3000/every day for 300 ish days. A BILLION $$ is $3000/day, every day. For one thousand years. 1M seconds is 11 days 1B seconds is 31 years.

Starts chuckling Starts crying

Elonis knows to wait until Black Friday

Chaos agents fear nothing.

I really think he may bring back the Everything App idea and he can get it through all the regulatory stuff with no problem now, including financial processing

Don't get him wrong, russians paid for it, they are the beneficiary party here

Might as well use those stocked Dollars while they still have some form of value.

And it was with tax payers, oil and oligarch money. Not his own.

Yep. He paid too much for it also

Yup, it's hard to use the devaluation of twitter to dunk on Elon when he achieved his goal

Well, renting I guess. If they bought it, they’d also bought the debt.

The 44 billion was an investment

Putin buying the US Government for $44B of somebody else's money is way beyond an amazing deal.

Ding ding ding His slow but sure transformation from Mr. Chaotic free speech to Trump's largest, richest megaphone over the last 2 years could not be more clearly deliberate. And now he's got a direct line to the entire US government. His investment worked, and we're all gonna suffer for it.

But will it lose its value at the same rate?

Oh fuck.

For the Russian goverment is the best deal

Elon’s probably splitting the cost with Putin and other oligarchs. Such a deal.

It annoys me that such a punchable individual is able to buy himself out of jail, this goes for more then one of MAGA ppl

Maybe he'll stop in at a Saudi embassy after defaulting on those loans.

Ya while I would enjoy seeing Xitter fall, I can’t help but feel that they’ve already won this round and they probably would think it was worth it.