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I’m Asexual and straight edge how the fuck mosquitos still biting me

Hey! Arrest that man - his mosquito's under 21!

How do you figure

Quitos y libertad

Darling, is that lipstick on your collar? No, honey, it's blood.

Does masturbation count as sex as far as mosquitos are concerned, or can they specifically smell when my penis has been inside someone? How long post-nut do I have to avoid mosquitos either way? Do the mosquitos care about spit vs swallow? I have so many questions! 😱

I give them marijuana all the time.

The USAMRIID is willing and ready to replicate this scientific study! And we will do it without funding. We plunety of volunteers standing by!

[me watching two mosquitos have sex]: Hey! Save room for Jesus you pervs!

Amazing work.

Average VICE article.

One of the few victories for us the straight-edge

Can I still have sex with them?

Stop having sex with the mosquitoes if you don't want a love bite, too

they showed up to the party, though

if we can't give mosquitoes beer what was the point of the last 250 years

Might be easier to distribute contraceptives. www.homedepot.com/p/Summit-12-...