Moschops 🦕🦖

If, immediately after the 2024 General Election, Keir Starmer was replaced with any random leftist shitposter, it is unequivocal that the UK would be in a better place.

Literally every liberal on here who wanks on about the lesser of two evils needs to repeat this like a mantra until they get it.

Andy Burnham’s Labour Party is as rightwing as the MAGA Republicans in Texas when it comes to the treatment of trans kids.

A couple of times I went out the back for a customer, knowing fine well we didn't have it, got distracted and went back about 15 minutes later to find them still at the door waiting expectantly.

"Abolish the Home Office". Even UK politics looks good in Star Wars Galactic racer font.

I STILL THINK ABOUT THE GUY WHO WROTE A WHOLE-ASS ARTICLE ABOUT HOW HE CREATED AN AI AGENT TO MANAGE HR, THEN IMMEDIATELY SARTED TRYING TO SEXT IT.

Yes, making the richest people in the world even richer at the cost of human knowledge, skill, and labor is the dream of all working class people everywhere. We were put on this earth to give our bodies, minds, and soul to the technologists to devour and sell it back to us. That’s liberation.

Dems bringing out the ol' "Sure a lot of us are Nazis but they are ALL Nazis" strategy to win the midterms:

I get that senior politicians sometimes have to be in the same room as deeply unpleasant people, but you know, you’d think they’d try to look less happy about having to mix with fash.

Important electoral strategy update about not siding with the right wing from the party of coalition with David Cameron's tories.

Corrupt, right-wing, climate-destroying authoritarian parties have recently been defeated in Hungary, Serbia and Brazil. Burnham must be worried.

Reminder that they also did this to Zack Polanski during the Holborn & St. Pancras by-election. Can't help but wonder that was a test run for future elections, such as the one that's just taken place in Brazil

70% of Bsky convos

call shawty 43 the way she got that w bush

Wicker? I barely know 'er.

"we can persuade them once they're elected" is the "I can fix them" of politics.

"Have you ever had your boobs weighed?"

And if all the buses are going in the opposite direction, you do best by not getting on a bus. To further this absolutely braindead analogy, you could also lobby the local bus companies for buses that DO go in the direction you would like to go whilst not getting on a bus. 👍

Gonna join in the cheesecake factory discourse: If you go to San Francisco and DON'T go to the Cheesecake Factory and sit outside for your meal, you're doing your visit to San Francisco wrong. Weather permitting, ofc.

"I was fine when they were assholes to other people but not when they were to me."

"The BBC, which is a hard-to-far right news organisation that identifies as centrist..."

Happy 1st anniversary to the comeback of the Bored Ape Yacht Club as a metaverse !

As a disabled person, I stand in FULL solidarity with trans people. It is one of the most important parts of my political praxis to me. Their struggle is our struggle. Their enemies are our enemies. Their fight is our fight. This quisling cunt deserves to lose

he's just so damn likeable, what a blessing to us all

"Liberals" will honestly use 90% of their time yelling at leftists 10% into patting themselves on the back for it and out absolutely 0% of time into actually fighting fascism, But they will swear up andown how leftists are the ones doing nothing.

I'd love to see a uk physical 100. Luke Littler etc

“A distinctively British approach to artificial intelligence”