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I miss the old department of defense. This department of war is not working out.

Operation Epstein Fury. I bet as much of a drunkard Hegseth is, every general in that room can out drink him. As about as productive as that meeting will get.

Yup. Lots of loaded soft complimentary questions coming. And then attack any dem journalists who manage to squeeze in a legitimate question.

Operation Epic Failure.

Epic idiocy.

Reminder Loomer was a credentialed “reporter” now. This is going to be as ugly as her Mar-a-lago Makeover.

The post has all of the gravity of a gig poster at a neighborhood bar.

8am??? He’s gonna be hung the fuck over!

He continues to have these events when the West Coast is still asleep.

Operation Epic Fubar

Heg💩 has removed several senior defense officials and cut about 20% of 4 star positions. That’s a big shift at the top. This has strong ‘we watched a YouTube tutorial’ energy.

Let's hope he doesn't get too 'shit-faced' tonight. 8am is awfully early for a lush like him.

What time will they be “taking up serpents”?

"Great president, or greatest president?"

Yes and Hegseth needs to be asked about this.

I wonder if Jesus and Armageddon will get a mention.

Secretary of War Crimes

He’s a very delicate idiot

Deplorable at front

Operation Epstein Furry

Maybe he’ll do pull-ups and say “lethal” many, many times.

*need ..oops

He already has the question.....

Why do they do it so early? Literally destroys the entire day

Gonna be a liquids only morning most likely.

The criminals have had days to get their story straight. I wonder which one they’ll choose.

Sadly, Colin Jost will again be more prepared for his SNL version next Saturday. bsky.app/profile/ronf...

It should be mandatory that Hegseth blow into a breathalyzer before he starts any workday or before any speech or press conference. And when he comes back into his office after lunch

He'll still fu#k it up.

It’s not a press conference it’s a Russian style dog and pony show! Everything Trumps done is Russian!

I imagine the ppl speaking in tongues will be up front???

Operation Masculine Insecurity and Operation Pete Hegseth’s Balls Are Dropping are my favorite interpretations.

I would rather set myself on fire than to watch that hideous dweeb.

“Sir, how are you so awesome?”

Most unqualified and inexperienced SecDef EVER 🤬

Impeach Hegseth. He is totally unqualified. He has fired too many good people which leaves the United States vunerable.

#OperationEpsteinFury

What a bunch of horseshit they're trying to peddle. The war in Iran will last for decades unless we stop it now!

Ef ? #EpsteinFiles. Yes

Even with all that staging, he'll still be yelling and whining like a miserable little snowflake.

I don’t watch that crap. It’s too maddening.

Need to address him properly "Secretary Kegsbreath".

That's exactly what the founders meant by "free press"

All I can hear is this dudes voice 🤣

And Caine too

Epic Fury is pathetic. No this isn’t a movie Kegbreth.

Oh, Sir! You're so handsome! How do you keep your hair so well groomed? You are so dashing, handsome and smart! Did you get a new jet, too? I'm swooning!

Operation Epic Fury is what I call my mood since Nov 2024

Yea ok. A 249 yr old country led by Bafoons trying to tell a 2500 yr old civilization how to live. They are covering their greed up with #Bolshevism.

Get him to throw some axes

PREVIEW OF OPERATION EPIC FAILURE 🔥. LEAD BY A DRUNK 🤡

He'll be "locked and loaded" well before the press conference begins.

Will Pete do some pushups? Situps? I sure hope so...

How long before Trmp starts showing up at these briefings. Because he hates someone else having the attention. Or he believes he is smarter. Just like when he took over the COVID briefings.

Operation Epic Chest Beating

🙋‍♂️ I wonder if anyone will ask him if he's discussed with POTUS whether the operation has been successful in making people forget about Epstein?

So, he doesn't want anyone on the west coast to hear his speech? That scans.

Or he'll just get drunk and wing it

Then shout it out . See him lose on air . If need be be obnoxious so they end up throwing you out

8 am? That means he has to stop drinking by 7:30 am. Man, he’s going to be pissed. And also pissed.

Also he'll be shaky at that hour unless he has a sip of something

Bet he can't wait for drinks a clock these days.

What a punk.

Operation E.D. is LIMPing to the finish line, 8am eastern!

Poor little snowflake needs his safe space.

Reporter: President Trump would be in this battle guns blazing wouldn't he Secretary of War Hegseth. Petey: Damn straight he would.

I think it's spelled "Furry", like you know.

That's not a leader, it's weakness!

40 oz. of Absolut pre Press Conference? Absolutely...

Foam plates, faux audience

Which ones have his alcohol?

He’ll be 3 sheets by then.

“Operation epic fury” could it be anymore *** and corny?

Shouldn't it be Epic Fuckup?

That’s how incompetent idiots operate.

He will have his cocktail in a water bottle…

Every time I read "Operation Epic Fury" I flash to the "Leeroy Jenkins!" meme.

#OperationEpicFuckup

😊 my after work strong drink and I didn't see am

Might be the plan 😂

First question: Why is this war being coordinated by adolescent boys?

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Operation Dumb Ass

Operation Epic Failure

He has his babysitter, too: Caine.

Two drink minimum.

Operation Epstein Fury🤬

Warfighter Pete 🤣🤣🤣

Thank you for not giving the questioners the dignity of “journalists”.

Surprising press conference doesn't have a sponsor. Brought to you by Lockheed Martin our Patriot missiles are the best.

Stressful for him, thought he was an Alpha? 🤣😂🤣

“Operation Epic Fury” sounds like something Cartman would come up with.

Operation Epic Hangover

thinking is stressful for Hagseth ....that's why does so little of it

Farcical game play!

Maybe a couple of drinks beforehand to make him feel at ease.

As with the rest of the administration, he‘s too afraid to face questions from media who don’t kiss Trump’s ass

Crazy how all of these self-professed alpha males hate being challenged, huh?

They misspelled Failure.