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He's got Jonah Ryan swinging an ax energy. www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIQ7...

Someone has never NOT skipped leg day

Bat is swinging him

Are we sure St. X is telling him not to use their name in his bio? Would your athletic department want that swing associated with it??

My super power is swinging a bat without moving any other part of my body besides my arms.

Help me Michelle Obama.

Yes!

This is like when Dr Oz went to the grocery store.

Put human traffickers away? Sure. Law enforcement, not Trump's DOJ, will need to see those Epstein files. Do Trump first.

Pure trash swing. Poor stance, terrible shift of weight from back foot, no rotation, weak-ass stride and extension. 0/10. Many notes. My Little League coach wouldn't have let him play right field.

"Hey, you know what would be cool..."

6-3. 5-3. 1-3. 3 unassisted

This is Jonah Ryan swinging an ax on #Veep

That form 😂

That facility’s insurance company might be interested in the fact that he’s not wearing a helmet.

I’m gonna show this in my baseball unit: how NOT to swing.

given the contact that made the final cut… probably two hours 🤣

Billionaires don't care

@banachspaceprogram.bsky.social remember that one hype video for your player that sucked?

Sally hacking loser.

That's a tee ball swing *at best*

it sounds like the Chapelle show Prince skit

Slow pitch, baby!!!

Well, he just lost the Little League vote.

Vivek is a baseball player like Donald Trumpis an Olympic gymnast.

"Baseball been berry, berry good to me..." - Vivek Escuela

If you think he’s bad at baseball, you should hear him rapping.

Man has less bat speed than my 4 year old’s tee ball squad.

Is he hitting a whiffle ball?

Nickname: scoop!

What's the over-under on that he had on his schedule that this was supposed to be a series of golf drives but they called an audible at the last minute and took him to batting cages instead of the driving range?

Wow. That swing is anti-American.

Thats it! I was like what is off about it. 💯 golf swing.

He could’ve just hired someone to do it for him. The voters he’s trying to appeal to think all brown people look the same anyway. Anyone other than maybe Jose Ramirez and they wouldn’t notice.

Tell me you got cut from your Little League team without telling me you got cut from your Little League team. Go ...

His hair continues to rise over the years.

My 11 year old has more power

I haven't touched a bat in 15+ years, and I absolutely could do better than whatever this is.

You’re lunging Vivek.

@murderxbryan.bsky.social was your swing better or worse than this?

This guy is gonna crash and burn hard.

>"Teach kids to be proud of our state" >for Ohio

Yep - the atrocious swing was all I noticed. No idea what nonsense he was promising.

Maybe because he is loathesome and doesn't deserve to serve the people here in Ohio.

What's not to hate?

Seriously I’ve seen better swings from 4-year olds. All his weight is on his front foot. Dude hasn’t played since little league. Who told him this was a good idea?

Conman

Just imagine him grunting with effort during each swing

THROW THE BALL, VIVEK!

Perhaps he was worse at all the other sports they tried. Or, his team hates him. If his next video involves a trip to a grocery store to gather vegetables for a credited, we'll know it's the latter, though bot coukd be true.

If those are the swings they used, can you imagine the ones they did not use? Pathetic.

I just heard an ad of his on the radio and I was pretty sure right up until the end that it was gonna be "and this is Amy Acton doing a parody". It was SO bad. The gist of it was "Vivek was born in Ohio so that's important" with... Zero substance.

It looks like he hit one ball and they used the same half second of footage repeatedly.

Talk about magical thinking...we are cutting all your taxes to zero and in return you will receive zero services

I almost think you should put the Vivek jumpscares behind content warnings. He's so off-putting.

If you vote for a man who swings a bat like that, you deserve every misfortune that ensues

Nobody on his team had any comments about that stance? That twist? Golf ≠ baseball

wow, smooth swing, who is that in there, Ken Griffey Jr.?

Making promises he can't keep

"jonah ryan swinging an axe" vibes.

Who the hell wears khaki pants and a collared shirt to the batting cage?

Those are the best swings he had. They chose those.

"That's right, center the camera on my belly button"

Get this man to Driveline

Adequate tennis forehands.

And making sure "Louisville" is perfectly faces forward - couldn't have used a Swearingen?

I rewatched it (against my own better judgement) and I think you’re right But his form still sucks in each shot

Impish bawahahahaha

Tim Robinson Documentary Now vibes with that form