Dan Johnson

Free baseball!

Got daaaaamn the Brewers are relentless.

These mfers are fuckin WEIRD.

PICKLE!!!

Holy shit what a catch.

Giving the Brewers free bags is... Not the best game plan...

i don't think anyone should run explicitly on banning online gambling but i do think that a democratic-led government should just quietly take steps to undermine the industry and create an inhospitable regulatory environment

shut the fuck up meatball man

I know it’s really distasteful and dispiriting and gross to think about, but you won’t understand Trumpist politics or the status of women if you don’t understand that a lot of people aren’t just in denial about the prevalence of rape; they are affirmatively pro-rape.

Americans will sniff your farts if you tell them there’s protein in it

The funniest part about this is vikings fans thinking they'll win a game in the playoffs, let alone a super bowl.

Shut up and give researchers their money!

Uhhhhh.... Excuse me?

root beer float implies the existence of root beer int

Birthday dinner. Wagyu ribeye from McDonald's Meats in Clear Lake, MN. If you're ever in the area 110% that shop of lunacy.

Trump has made more stock trades in his second term than all 535 members of Congress combined.

Football is drunk this year.

1. I am very tired of being asked to be stupid. I know that is not the most important thing right now. There are many more serious consequences to electing a criminal president who is burning up the economy.

People have been complaining that "In my day, we had to OPTIMIZE our code" since the dawn of computing. Here's a pull quote from 1977. (Source.)

Doctors and nurses are voicing their objections. I-638 would require EVERY girl who wants to participate in sports to go through biological sex verification. That means expensive, invasive, and utterly gross examinations. Protect our kids and let them play. Vote NO on I-638

RAGBRAI is breaking containment and I'm not sure if the internet is ready for that party on wheels.

Daaaaaaaaaaa. Bears.

For Carrie Frances: 🎂 ❤️

MASSIVE peeve of mine: People unmuting themselves in a meeting THEN clearing their throat. NONE OF US WANT TO HEAR THAT! Sip water, clear throat, THEN unmute and talk...

BIKES?!?!?!?!? <gasps> <clutches pearls> THE HORROR!!!!

We didn't hang enough confederates or nazis.

Been saying it for years - we will not be able to move forward as a country until we grapple with our two original sins: the genocide of Native Americans and the sabotage of Reconstruction

That blocked punt looked like it hurt for everyone involved...

Ossoff: "The crisis we must meet is deeper than this presidency. Trump's rise is proof that business as usual has failed, that our politics, sickened by corruption, is failing the American public and compromising our national integrity. And that the hour is late to fix what's broken."

@rachelsmythe.bsky.social Publisher was nice enough to send me a free bookmark with Lore Olympus vol.11. 🤣 Looks like a chunk of test page.

I've watched a lot of Bison football in the last 16+ years and this has to be the weirdest fucking game I've ever seen at the Fargodome...

Hey so, tax the billionaires.

Ossoff: "Tech titans dig bunkers while warning us the AI they're creating risks human extinction. Meanwhile, our Congress debates youth sports and the president builds a ballroom ... I refuse to leave my girls a world as dark and dangerous and cruel as this one threatens to become"

Ossoff: "I suspect many of you are here today b/c you're so deeply troubled by the pain that many of our fellow human beings are enduring right now. The terror of a child watching ICE take away his mother. The despair of a cancer patient losing coverage mid-treatment... we're all in this together"

Apparently the hot new rationalization in pissy right-wing creator circles as to why they're not as financially or culturally successful as they ought to be is that their IQs are all 30 points too high for the normies to understand their creations, and, oh, honey, I assure you, that's so not it

Lots of good news today for Dems. Don’t get complacent. Check your registration. Go vote - early if you can. Let’s win this fucking thing.

We live in the stupidest fucking timeline...

October 16, 1968

Students from North Carolina A&T can be seen marching back to their HBCU after voting on the first day of early voting in the state. The Guilford County Board of Elections voted to remove the school’s on-campus polling site. (video via Todd Simmons) greensboro.com/news/local/g...

Today's the day many more Minnesota cities open early voting locations. Also starting today you don't have to fill out an on-site early absentee application - you just vote as you would on Election Day. (Minneapolis's two early locales, the Govt Center & 980 E Hennepin, opened 9/18 and remain open.)

<rages internally and externally> WE CAN PREVENT THIS! IT DOESN'T NEED TO BE LIKE THIS!!!

The Brewers may be the closest we'll ever see to a sporting alliance between Minnesota and Wisconsin.